On to Chapter 14!
*Ranma and Co are Whispering in a group. Tarou is trying to hear what's being said*
Mousse: WHAT?!! NO WAY!
Tarou: "No way" What?!! LEMME IN!
Ranma: But Mousse- Even YOU know Happosai's a Pervert! And you're-
Mousse: Why not have Akane Tendou do it? Even if she ISN'T much of a woman,...
Shampoo: Is True.
Ranma: That's the point! Akane's too Flat Chested to-
Akane: PERVERTS!!! *Punts Mousse, Shampoo and Ranma into orbit*
Ryouga: 0.0 wow.
Tarou: So? What's gonna happen? *Hands in fists, in front of face and stars in eyes* Tell me! Tell me!
Ukyou: Eh. We WERE trying to convince MOUSSE to go on a date with Happosai,...since he's got long hair as it is...
Xelloss: *Suddenly pops in* Hey! Long hair is MANLY!
Tarou: Who are you?
Xelloss: Sore Wa himitsu desu! *Dissapears*
Tarou: *Ignores event* Is he going to do it?
Ukyou: Does it LOOK like he agreed to?! *Whacks Tarou with Spatula*
Tarou: OW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, WENCH?!!
Ukyou: For being an idiot.
Tarou: *Rubs head* Well, keep me posted. ^_- *Walks out*
Ryouga: Uh...is it just me, or is Tarou being a bit more...
Akane: ...Sociable?
Ukyou: Well, I wouldn't know. Never met the guy before now.
Cologne: Well...
*The three Punched into orbit come crashing back down to earth*
Ranma: Ow. *Begins Getting up*
Shampoo: RANMA! You ok? *Hugs him*
Mousse: That wasn't very nice, Akane Ten- eh? *looks at Ranma* RANMA SAOTOME! UNHAND MY BRIDE!!!
Ranma: TELL HER TO "UNHAND" ME FIRST!!
Shampoo: Aiya!
Akane: *Battle Aura* RANNNNMMMAAAAA!!!
Mousse: If YOU won't unhand her, Then prepare to die! *Various blades appear*
Ranma: ACK! *Bolts*
Shampoo: RANMA! *Runs after him*
Mousse: GET BACK HERE, SAOTOME, YOU WUSS!!! *Runs after them*
Akane: RANMA!!! *Runs after them*
Ryouga: AKANE! Wait for me! *Runs after her*
*Silence*
Ukyou: Well then...
Cologne: Some people never change, No matter what happens to them.
*Mint and Lime: Walking through a park*
Mint: *SSSSSIIIIIGGGGHHH*
Lime: Would you quit dwelling on the fact that Herb-sama's probably gonna kick our asses?
Mint: AHHH!!! His's gonna kill us!!! *Starts crying*
Lime: Would you shut up? *Smacks him*
Mint: Aren't YOU upset?
Lime: Of course! But I have a little song I like to sing when things such as this happen!
Mint: "I want it all" By Queen?
Lime: No! Besides, we already sung that, remember? Anyway, I like to sing alittle song my mom used to sing me, called "Happiness™". Ahem- *Singing*
The sun will shine! The birds will sing!
The world is full of wonderful things!
The World is a happy, happy place!
With happy, happy faces!
They smile at you, they smile at me, The world is a happy happy place!
Ice cream cones and peppermint sticks!
Being nice, just for kicks!
The World is a happy, happy place!
With happy, happy faces!
They smile at you, they smile at me,
The world is a happy happy place!
Jump over a rainbow, play in Stardust,
Assult a minor out of lust!
The World is a happy, happy place!
With happy, -
Mint: Hang on-what was that about assulting a minor?!
Lime: You must be hearing things. Anyways, *Singing*
With happy, happy faces!
They smile at you, they smile at me,
The world is a happy happy place!
Lie to the pigs, steal some dough,
Then blow it all to pay a Ho!
The World is-
Mint: WHAT?!! YOUR MOM USED TO SING YOU THIS SONG?!
Lime: You betcha. It always cheered me up whenever I was blue and continues to do so! Now, Let me finish it. I'm not half way done yet...
Mint: Uh-No thanks. You've cheered me up eno-Wah! *Trips over something*
Lime: *Oblivious to what Mint just said* *Singing*
The World is a happy, happy place...
Mint: Ow!! *Rubs backside* What tripped me-eh? *Realizes it's Herb's briefcase* Hey! Look!!!
Lime: *singing* ...With happy, happy faces....
Mint: Will you shut up?! *Whacks him with the Briefcase* This is HERB-SAMA'S!
Lime: And...?
Mint: We can hold it for ransom until he forgives us!
Lime: Why don't we just steal it and sell the stuff for our own profit?
Mint: What? And Leave Herb-sama pissed off at us?
Lime:...We COULD skip town...
Mint: Right. It's a plan! Let's go!
*The two run off*
*Herb, Tarou, Happosai*
Tarou: ...And that's all I've heard so far.
Happosai: Hm,...Very good, Tarou my boy...
Tarou: ...Oh and Herb-
Herb: Hm?
Tarou: I found out where all your stuff is, so you can have your potions back-and POSSIBLY work on a cure?
Herb: Huzzah! Where is it?
Tarou: *Proudly* In a park.
*Silence*
Herb: Should've realized you hadn't found it.
Tarou: Huh?
Happosai: *Hits him* There are SEVERAL parks in Tokyo, Pansuto!
Tarou: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
Herb: *Restraining Tarou* Hey! If you piss him off, he won't up hold the deal!!!
Happosai: Nyheheheheheheheheheheh! Exactally! Listen to Herb, Tarou, My boy!
Tarou: ...
Happosai: Herb- find that briefcase of yours so Ranma and his friends can't find a cure in it-
Herb: Eh. Don't worry. There isn't one-
Happosai: *Right in Herb's face* BUT IF COLOGNE GETS THE POTIONS, SHE'LL COME UP WITH ONE!!!
Herb: *Disgusted* PLEASE get out of my face. As one of my regal bearing, I should NOT have to put up with-!!
Tarou: *Hissing* The deal!
Herb: ...
Happosai: ...Anyway, you go back and continue to report on their actions. Later! *Runs off laughing*
Tarou: If Cologne can come up with a cure, shouldn't we HELP her?
Herb: Hell no! What I need is a cure for this double splash curse on us! And I could always use more money...
Tarou: True-and If this works, I shall soon be, "Mr. Cool Tarou!"
*Both link arms and starting laughing*
Both: WHAHAHAHAHAHA/GUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU!!! THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!!!
*Sudden downpour*
*Nekohaten, 20 minutes later*
Cologne: Well,...Mousse and Shampoo certainly have been gone long enough...And I must say, although you're a rival for future son in law's hand, you certainly can cook.
Ukyou: Why Thank you, Miss!
*The door opens- Mousse and Shampoo, Soaking wet, walk in*
Cologne: About time! *Looks at them* *Thinking* Something's not right here...
Ukyou: I see you got that hussy off Ran-chan!
Shampoo: ...uh...Is no fair?
*Silence*
Mousse: *Elbows her*
Shampoo: Is no fair Mousse attack Ranma...
Mousse: Yeah! I sure taught him a lesson!!!
Cologne: *Thinking* This seems very odd... *Speaking, Chinese* Well, go get ready for work-we ARE opening tonight...
Both: Alright. ^_^; *Inch off towards the back*
Cologne: *When they're gone* Ukyou-Didn't you feel something was-I don't know...Out of place there?
Ukyou: Hm,...Yeah-but I don't know what...
*5 minutes later*
Both: HANG ON!! ISN'T IT RAINING?!!
Ukyou: But Mousse and Shampoo were HUMAN!
Cologne: Either they're cured or-
*Both run to the back*
Cologne: *Throws open random door to whatever room they're in* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
*Both Shampoo and Mousse are holding random Amazon spell books*
Shampoo: Busted.
Mousse: Hey! You're the one who told me these books might have the cure to our problem!!!
Ukyou: Huh?
Shampoo: YEAH?!! WELL IF IT WASN'T YOUR GODDAMN FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE THAT ALL OF THIS HAPPENED!!!
Ukyou: Wow! Shampoo learned Japanese?
Mousse: WHY IS IT MY FAULT?!! I JUST SOLD HIM THE STUFF!!!! HE NEVER SAID HOW HE WAS GONNA USE IT!!!
Ukyou: Um,..*Looks at Cologne, who scampers off to the kitchen*
Shampoo: *Chinese*Dammit, I don't CARE if we have a truce, or a "deal"!! I'm gonna kick your Ass!! *Dives at Mousse*
Mousse:*Chinese* Bring it on!! *The two begin brawling*
Shampoo: *Dodges a punch*
Mousse: *Chinese*HAH! *Forms KI blast* TAKE THIS, BASTARD!
Shampoo: *Chinese* Gu fu fu fu! Missed me! Take-
*Cologne returns and Throws hot cooking oil on them*
Herb: *In Mousse's Clothing* BRING-eh? *Looks down*
Tarou: *In short Dress Type thing Shampoo wear**Nervously* uh...gu...fu..fu..fu..
Cologne: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!! WHAT WERE YOU TWO TRYING TO PULL?!! *Looks* Herb?! Why are you with Tarou?! *To Ukyou* Did they say anything as to why they're together?
Tarou/Herb: Oh shit. *Flash back*
Tarou: *Chinese*Dammit, I don't CARE if we have a truce, or a "deal"!! I'm gonna kick your Ass!! *Dives at Mousse*
Herb:*Chinese* Bring it on!! *The two begin brawling*
*End Flash back*
Herb: *Whispering* Yarou!! This is gonna be all you fault!!!! No deal, no TRUCE!
Tarou: HEY! THIS IS YOUR FAULT TO BEGIN WITH!!
Ukyou: Well,...
Both: ACK!!
Ukyou:...They were kinda speaking Chinese...^_^;
Cologne: Damn! *To Tarou and Herb* Well,...I guess I'll just ASK you two then.
*Silence*
Both: Well,...
End of Chapter 13
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