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Press Statements on the Dead Dugong

Tired of dugong? One more message won't hurt. It's lawak tanpa permit.

Press statements released on the issue of the dead dugong...

 

Abdullah Badawi, Harian Metro.

"Jabatan Haiwan akan dikerah supaya bersikap mesra dugong."

 

Justice Paul, The Star.

"Irrelevant. The death of the dugong was beyond the government's jurisdiction."

 

Sanusi, RTM 1.

"Kita akan adakan kempen mengurat dugong."

 

Samy, The Sun.

"I shed tears for the dugong."

 

Najib, NTV 7.

"Biologi Dugong akan diperkenalkan dalam KBSM & KBSR."

 

Brahim Ali, TV3 News.

"UMNO will sue the dead dugong's family for embarassin the government of Malaysia."

 

Dr. Mahathir Muhammad, Utusan Malaysia.

"The wound on the dugong was... apa nama... self inflicted."

 

Megat Junid, Majalah Mangga.

"Ibu Dugong itu janda ke?."

 

Rahim Nor, URTV.

"Dugong tu 'provoke' saya. Dia kata saya ni bapak anjing laut."

 

Ghafar, Berita Harian.

"Dugong? Dugong tu apa? Makanan dalam tin ke?." Berita Harian.