16 REASONS WHY MEN CAN'T WIN
Please take no offense when u read this
- If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,
you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework, you're a pansy.
- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work
enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
- If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your tail
and find something better.
- If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job
ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
- If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet,
it's male indifference.
- If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
- If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she
makes a decision without consulting you, she's a
liberated woman.
- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she
asks you, it's a favor.
- If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If
you don't, you don't care about her needs.
- If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist. If
you don't, you're unromantic.
- If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a
slob.
- If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
thoughtful.
- If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself. If you don't,
you're not ambitious enough.
- If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her
anymore.
- If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be
someone else!
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