WHAT'S NEW ON MY DBMT PAGE!!?!??
Last update on July 24th, 1998
If you don't know what this page is for, read the title...
July 24th
Alright, fuck this. I'm out of here. I'm not gonna translate the final chapter of the story, I just don't feel like it. Screw all you bums. Kaine is no more. I won't add any translations either. This page no longer exists ya got that? I'm only leavin it on cuz i don't feel like erasin it all. I'm sure ya'll find other chapters on other pages. Ya don't need me. Fuck the stupid virtual world... I probably won't see ya later so... Adios fuckos!
July 10th
Hmmm... I really didn't feel like translating anymore this week... Got a lot of stuff going on in the 'real world' so... screw you hippies!! I just came back from my trip and it's the week-end already so... ya'll have ta wait till early next week fer the last chapter. Nothin happens anyway. They just talk to each other and Goku flies off to screw Chichi in the woods so... it's not real fun... Oh, and i also posted pics from my trip in the Miscellalalal section if ya'r interested... which you probably aren't... ah well...
July 8th
Well... some people brought to my attention that the first chapter from Book 17 wasn't workin... my bad... I was in a hurry and... left in a hurry... I forgot to upload the chapter. It's ok now...
Hey... I was thinking... Ya probably all know that Krilin got married or at least lives with C18... Now, they had a daughter near the end of the series, her name was Marron. To have kids... there normally has to be some kind of intercourse, if i'm not mistaken... Now... Imagine a midget and a blonde... trying to make children... That's pretty sick. Toriyama is one sick bast@rd to even hint to such a thing. With kids reading n stuff. And don't anyone tell me he didn't actually say that... he knew what he was doing, that pervert... Now, why do the government allow that, and won't let me do my TV show? Things like that really piss me off and confuse me.... ah well...
One more thing, I added a section to my page. Turns out there were some things I just HAD to share with ya'll but didn't fit in any of my current sections... so i created one!! Pretty clever hun? It's called, Kaine's Miscellaneously Informative Section... Pretty neat hun? Go check it out. I'm leavin fer a couple of days. I'm not tellin ya'll where, it's a surprise. I'll bring a camera and post the pics on that page tho so... see ya in a couple of moons!!
July 7th
Ok.. didn't receive much angry mail after all... that could mean two things... One, people love me too much to send me real hate mail... :,c) snif snif...I'm touched... OR... Nobody reads my page and don't want anything to do with me... Ah well... that's too bad... Anyways, added first chapter 1 of Book 17. One more chap left boyos... Story's almost over... just... wait... more... bye!
July 3rd
Holy quack-a-moley... did you guys see the Spice Girls yesterday on the Late Show?? Do they look pissed or what? Seems like that fat cow (Sexy Spice was it...?) leaving did get to them after all. Ah hell, they should be happy... their stupid bus must go faster now... And what's with their new pregnant-woman-look?? they look like grandmamas... i actually told myself: 'God damn... Sporty's the prettiest one of the group... something's fu**ed up here..." What happened to the all the cool dresses Baby and Snob Spice used to wear all the time? And does the black one always have to show her breasts...?? I shouldn't talk tho.. i was staring at em all the time but come on!! She must have at least 10 millions in the bank now!! Stop acting like a prostitute dang-sarnit!! Oh well, what do i care anyway... Everybody's gonna forget em in a couple of months... Give me ALL SAINTS BABY!!! Woohooo!! Hummm... ok ok... i'm done... I added the last chapter of Book 16 today... it's almost over!! Just two chaps left. Oh, and BTW, those who think i shouldn't talk this way on a webpage and/or disagree about my preceding statements, if ya find em sexist, racist, filled with licorice, whatever, just send me angry mail (as opposed to the usually happy mail...) RIGHT NOW!! Also applies if yer tired of me missing the deadlines on the main page... This update IS two days late mind you.. this is not acceptable!! That's it...
June 28th
Added chapter 11 of Book 16... ONE DAY EARLIER THAN PLANNED!! Woohoo! Alright... See ya!
June 26th
Oh shit... I think I've been eating too many of those Raisin Brans lately... being regular ain't always a good thing ya know...? So, the missing of deadlines and tiny-ness of the updates ain't my fault... it's Kellog's fault... ok? I'm not to blame... Ok... I added Chapter 10 of Book 16 today... hey, I'm almost done. 4 more chapters and the story is over. You will finally know who will emerge victorious. Piccolo or Goku!??!? Hmmm... that's a tough one. Don't e-mail me for the answer though, I won't tell you. ;c) See ya punks!
June 23rd
Yeah... added one more chapter. I know it's late but I just finished translating it. There's gonna be another update later today. Oh and by the way, I,m not apologizing, I'm just sayin. Remember i don't owe anything ta any of you kooks so if ya don't like it, ya can always get the f*ck out!! :c)
June 19th
Hey. Added one chapter today. Chapter 8. That's it, nothing more...
Also, before i forget... EVERYONE SEND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY MESSAGE TO LISA!!! Please... i promised her i'd give her something and i'm fresh out of ideas... do this for me and i'll... hmmm... oh yeah, i know... I'll post TRANSLATED MANGA CHAPTERS FROM DRAGON BALL FOR ALL YOU INGRATES!!!! Now, start sending e-mails you lousy bums... (just joking... i love each and every one of you in your own special way...)
Tell you what. If she's happy with the emails, I'll post 3 chapters in my next update on Tuesday. How's that? If ya don't... well... 1 chapter... up to you people... don't disapoint..
June 16th
Ok, ok.... two days late. Turns out the sun came out yesterday and you know... my flesh started to burn so... Anyways, a couple of dead chihuahuas later and I'm back in buisness. I added the promised and mysterious chapter 7. This one is in JPEG form (which means it once was in color... somewhere, somehow...) so watch out. It's about 1.2MB big, twice the size of the other chapters. Anyways, 'till next time... *Kaine out*
June 12th
Added Book 16 chapter 06. I didn't have time to complete chapter 07 (half way done baby) so didn't add it yet. The next update will only feature that one though. It's gonna be in 2 days (time for me to get a few things out of the way). After all, it's the weekend now... I can't be translating when others go out and meet some chicks. That would make me as much a loser as CDC. (joking) Anyways, see ya'll on the 14th!!
June 8th
Changed a little the looks of this page while waiting for someone to call me back... Just received the call so won't talk long... I also want to take this opportunity to thank each and everyone of you who emailed me a 'Welcome Back' message. I replied to most of you (the first ones) but then, I lost count of who I replied to and who I didn't so... anyway... I prefer not replying than replying twice. That way, I look like an insensitive b@st@rd instead of looking like a dumba$$. So anyway, thanx everyone!! Keep those email coming though. Even if you have nothing to say... I just need love and attention from you... the readers... Oh, and I know the sign says 'Next Update on Jun12' but it might be sooner... I get bored pretty quickly waiting for the clock to get to noon so I can call people without waking them so... the chapters may come in more quickly than usual. Also, would you guys prefer big but somewhat far between updates (2chaps every 4 days) or regular updates with one chapter each (1 every 2.5 days, meaning 2 per 5 days). Tell me with all the other stuff here!!
June 8th
Hehe... just like scheduled!! Seriously, I think it's the first time I updated on the date I promised! Ok, I received LOTS of e-mail the last couple of days, thanx to EPhan's little announcement I presume. Don't know about you but that really made me look like some sort of e-mail ogre... Anyway, thanx Eric!! (Keep those e-mails coming though...).
In other news, I talked with CDC yesterday and have something to say about him. He's a lard eating, muffin stealing, bum stealing punk. Don't let his comical strips and white-backgrounded-webpage fool you, behind that nice man facade lies a horrible swine-eater who feeds off the fear of kind and gentle translators (namely me...). I want each and everyone of you to send him hate mail for me. If you need something to say, you can always tell him he sucks at Starcraft. Look here. I was MalekSultan and Danny from Vegeta's DBZ-GT was ChibiSaiyan. Of course, Danny whooped my a$$ (cheater...) but I had time to seriously SLAUGHTER CDC. If Danny wasn't there, I woulda annhilated the punk but... that was not to be...
OK, now that that's taken care of, let's get to the update. I didn't upload anything today cuz I'm stopping translating for all of you punks... HAHA... Good one... I added Chapters 4 and 5 of Book 16. Check those two out, some insane action there... Laterz!
June 5th
Alright, alright... I'm one day late.. actually 12 hours late really... But who cares, if I'd posted it yesterday at midnight most of you woulda still gotten it this afternoon, after school (since you never go on the web at midnight on a school night, that would be horrible to do!!). Anyway, I got more than 15 e-mails so here is what I promised!! I've added 2 scanned chapters (B16-02 and B16-03)!!! Also added 2 translations but I don't think most of you care... Anyaways, I'll see you guys in 3-4 days. Gotta jet now, TeleTubbies are on TV. See yaz!
June 3rd
Kinda pathetic really. Do you guys realise it's been exactly two months and a day since my last update. Well, exams sucks, we all know that. Not to mention cool games coming out, two birthdays and starting my own TV shows which was rejected 'cuz those damn geeks who keep airing old Scooby-Doo cartoons that 'nobody loves anyway and is the primary cause of my permanent rage against society' don't like the idea of a show about old fat women stripteases. Ah well... at least I got a website. Scooby-Doo doesn't have that. He's just a stupid dog. He can't write. He can't even talk. Or can he?? That's kind of a grey area isn't it? DAMN THAT DOG PISSES ME OFF!!!!!
Ok, back to buisness. My site is back. At least I hope it is. I made a pretty big update today so it should keep you guys occupied for a while. Thing is, there are a lot of people who came while I was away. I know cuz last time I checked, counter was at 5000, I guess. Now it's at a whooping 7000!!! 2000 people in 2 months!!! That's 1000 a month, 250 a week or 35 a day!! Now, I'm just guessing that the same person didn't come more than once a day (what kinda idiot would do that...?? PS: if you did do that, I don't mean idiot, I mean 'Thank you beloved and loyal fan, I appreciate your gesture!!') So... I want everyone who reads this to send me a 'WELCOME BACK' e-mail. Now, you won't do this for free... every e-mail I receive equals ONE, and I mean ONE page of scanned manga that I'll put up tomorrow. That'll be rounded up to the next chapter. So, if I receive one letter, that's one chapter. 5 letters, that's one chapter. 15 letters is 2chapters (one chapter is 14 pages) and 140 letters is 10 chapters!!! Wow!!! The number of letters I receive also determines the number of days before my next update. That is, 20 days minus the number of letters I receive. Don't you disappoint me... It's up to you.
Anyway, I added the first chapter of Book 26 scanned and the translations of chapters 5 to 11 of Book 27 and chapters 1 to 4 of Book 15. Tomorrow I'll post (#of letters)/14 rounded up scanned chapters. Oh, and you can always send me multiple letters to make it bigger... I don't mind... I'm kinda lonely actually. That's yassirk@videotron.ca!! Keep 'em coming boys!!
Apr 2nd
Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I have an excuse though... well kinda... In case you didn't know, STARCRAFT IS OUT!!!! So... that's my main reason really... Just been playin' and hangin' and killin' and stuff. You should really buy it!! This game ROCKS!! I recommend it to all the cool people who visit my site! Oh, and... there should be an update in the coming week... maybe the week-end... See ya!
Mar 26th
WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!! Alright!! It is Mega Update DAY! It is Mega Update DAY! Hey Hey hey hey hey hey!!! Ok! I rearranged the looks of the main page, finished Book 15, added little resumes of the chapters on this page, so that you know what you're gettin' (just did Book 15, time was of the essence...), changed the way you download text translations and... AND!!! I wet myself... snif snif... Anyways, the idea of the little resumes was thanx to....JENNIFER!!!! I just wanted to give credit where credit is due. Just to say that, when something is on my page and it's not my idea/product/schmaffuir, I give credit where credit is due... Everything else is mine though... AHhhh... where was I...? Hmmm... oh yeah! I promised a lot of people translations for past chapters but... :( I didn't have enough TIME!! AAAAAARGH!!! Anyways, Just to fill you in on to what people are asking:
-Book 1 Chap 5 and up
-Book 2 every goddamn page and
-Finish Book 27!!
So, if you want those, don't ask, I'll put 'em anyway. Hmmm... Book 1 and 2 eh... didn't Eric Phan translate those...? If he did, I won't do 'em cuz it'd be a waste of time, they're already available. If they're not, then they'll be here on the morrow :) Also, just so people know, the part of Dragon Ball that is refered to as Dragon Ball Z begins in Book 17 chapter 3 or 4... I'm not sure... :( That's when Goku's brother arrives and the whole aliens thing is introduced. Well, the story I'm doing last until the beggining of DBZm so there's at least 15 or so chapters left!!!! When I'm done with that (in about 342720847 years and 2 seconds...) I'll do the preceding Budokai which leads into Piccolo's arrival (same story as the freak chapter on my page, Book14 Ch4). So, now you know.... What do you guys think of the new design? I'm not too fond of it, I was just tired of the old one. Tell me what you think of it please. I DEMAND feedback!! Well, this was a great day for Kaine's DBMT Page... It's 4 months and 5 days old today, the day we will always remember as... the Mega Update day... Good night all!!
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