Book Us (if you dare)…
Thanks to a recent Supreme Court ruling, 3JNP are once again allowed to perform for the public, as long as we have a valid cabaret license and are all wearing pasties.
If you are interested in hiring us for a gig, either paying or non (we ain’t picky), and as long as you are located north of the Mason-Dixon Line, here’s what to do:
- Relax and take a deep breath. Booking a sketch comedy group is something you want to do with a steady hand and a clear mind.
- Summon the invisible swordsman (if you get this reference, skip ahead to number 4).
- Rent and watch the movie The Three Amigos!
- Send an email to threejewsandapersian@hotmail.com, Attention: Jason.
- Repeat as needed, or until fatal script error occurs. If you experience irritation, consult a physician. We must warn you, though – he won’t be able to do a goddam thing!
Just in case you are wondering, our schedule is pretty much wide open.
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