Rumor has it that some students like to take essays off the internet and turn them in as their own work. I certainly know nothing of any sort of related activity; shame on them; tisk tisk. If, for some reason, you want to risk turning in my work as yours, well, good luck, I didn't score that high on them. Anyway, just send me an email and tell me what grade you got; I always find it interesting, and ironic beyond comprehension to hear of my essays scoring higher in other people's classes than in my own.

--TA