Pictured above, we see tennis great Andre Agassi after having been reminded that he's seen Brooke Shields naked...you know, After her eighteenth birthday.	Also, as reported by the Associated Press, John Smoltz cannot only pitch with the best of 'em but also "get freaky deaky," whatever the hell that means.

"Dude, you better swallow, or he won't think you love him."	"Never before that day I had know the touch of another man."

This picture pretty much sums up why I believe John McCain to be such a hardass.

When asked to describe the ways in which Puke on Pavement has improved their day to day lives, and made this world a better place, these folks had only one thing to say...

I'd like to thank the State Journal Register, the Chicago Tribune, and the campus paper, the Courier, for not raising too much of a fuss as I proceed to illegally reprint their pages, and then mock them.

Check back later when I decide to update this page again. I can't promise it'll be anytime too soon, so I'd just keep a close watch on the marquee if I were you...and also, I'd check this site every single day of your life, just, well just because.