Website of tomas sanchez

This is my first assignment

A Little About Myself

Hobbies

I can play two chords on the guitar (A & E), so I am trying to expand my repertoire of two chord songs--preferably in A & E. I also compose songs, but I am limited to the chords that I can accompany myself with when playing them.
I like to make up jokes, well really just humoristic lines. Like:

My mother always told me that I should sleep in on test days and get my rest, ‘cause no mater how early I get up I’ll never be bright… or shinny.

Mom said always loved me, but only second best. When I asked Who was her favorite? She answered "All the other kids of course."

Those are just two of my "mother" ones from many, many "family" lines, which are nowhere near the reality of my upbringing, but I think they're funny and I like them.

I have a lot of other categories too. Here's one from each of a few different categories.

Billiards

When someone misses a disgustingly easy shot, tell them
"You must be a pool playing god, 'cause no mortal person could of possibly missed that shot."

Tightwads

Hold a clenched fist in front of you and say "they're like this, so tight that they have to take an laxative just to fart.

Actual Jokes

How many left-handed people does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they have to do it right.
--One of my brothers, who is partial to using his "other right," never found this one funny--

And of course "Top Ten Lists."

The "Mr. Right" example filling the lower portion of this page is one of my better.

ASCii Animation & Flash Player Movie

I recently made an ASCii animation, it's about 30 seconds long and fun to watch. Click on the link to check it out. ASCii Animation
My Flash Player Movie, is also not too long and kind of fun; titled 'Critical Thinking'. Flash Player Movie

School

Taking mostly computer classes—am in the Web Master Program. Took 18 units last semester, But at the end semester I swore I wouldn’t take so many units again. This semester 19—either slow learner or into self abuse I guess.
I have enough units to be considered a junior, might as well be a sophomore for all the good some of them do me.

Family

I don't like to give strangers very much information (and the Internet is all about anonymity & strangeness), so this will be short.
I am a middle child of a large family that consists of an even number of children--don't ask, I don't understand it either. The family is spread out from coast-to-coast and we talk on the phone a fair amount to help bridge the geography.

Sex, Age, & Marital Status

Look at the picture, figure what you can and I'll leave you wondering about the rest.
About the picture, as you can see I am not photogenic. For me photos are comparable to hearing a recording your own voice--it just never sounds good.

The Top Ten Clues   That the Guy You are Dating isn't "Mr. Right" Says he lives in Malibu, but means a Chevy. Loves the latest new "boy band", but doesn't know any of their songs. Starts his new car with a screwdriver. Is still an active member of the "Manson Family". Never misses an episode of Teletubbies. His homepage is a porn site. Still swears that Mac's are better than PC's. When you go to use his bathroom the seat is left up and he forgot to flush... a number 2. Best job he's ever had was selling pencils on a busy street corner. Doesn't know the proper order of a Top Ten List.