Tom Katoko
By: Monica Painter
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If you survive, please come again
Ok, if you're still intent on reading stuff, then this is how it goes.  This site is called Tom Katoko because it is a webcomic about a guy named Tom Katoko.  (but there's other stuff if you don't like webcomics.  Kinda like how they serve chicken fingers at 5 star restaurants) He's a little odd, but if you know me or have read anything I have written, you could have expected as much.  Please don't hate me.  I'm just borderline retarded and I refuse to take the happy pills.
WARNING! Ok, this site contains some arguable stuff.  Things like parodies, disgusting humour, and often suggestive dialogue are frequent.  If you are at all offended by anything, or find yourself sensative to topics like violence, obscenity, Nuclear explosions, and other forms of good, clean, wholesome fun, do not, I repeat DO NOT visit this site.  Leave now!  Press the little X in the corner!  We don't want you!
DISCLAIMER! Anything that is not LOSER branded (indicated with an L in a circle) is not mine.  This mostly includes all Tom Katoko (L) related things and prehaps some other stuff.  Though, all things that already have copyright under another company are not mine.  They have never been mine and will never be mine.  If you have read this and you still think they're mine, they're not.  You dumb*ss.