THE TRUTH BEHIND THIS STRANGE CREATURE THEY CALL CHAD

INSTEAD OF TAKIN AGES TO MAKE A PAGE WHICH WOULDN'T SATISFY YOUR NEEDS I DECIDED TO USE ONE OF THEM EMAILS THAT TAKES ABOUT 2 HOURS TO FILL OUT. ENJOY.

1. Is your name Tom Chadwick: surprisingly enough, yeh.
2. Age: 16
3. Sex: male, but still not totally sure
4. Hometown: Mellor, blackburn
5. Where you're living now: Mellor, blackburn
6. Hair color: Brown
7. Eye color: red. Oh u mean the ones i c out of. A mixture of dark green and brown, so i guess u could say hazel.
8. Contacts/Glasses: i need glasses to c white boards
9. Parents Divorced: no, but not 2gether
10. Croutons/Bacon Bits: i've neva really understood the need for this question. bacon bits.
11. Pets: a really cool cat with tigerish fur. and a snake
12. Pets' Names: fluff, tommy's todger
13. Siblings: bro' and sis'
14. Siblings names: Chris and Melissa

What is your favorite.. probably orange card

15. Movie: hmmm... forrest gump, austin powers 1+2, all the naked guns, wayne's world 1+2, terminator 2, brain scan, matrix, gladiator, lion king
16. Actor: arnie - u just know the films gonna be carnage if he's in it
17. Actress: jenifer lopez - i've neva seen her act, but she's just so fit
18. Song:  hmmmm of all time, gangstas paradise, at the mo, buck rodgers
19. Clothing Company: i prefer to make my own clothes out of my mum's skirts
20. Store @ the mall: tilt, well not really in the center
21. Store not @ the mall: ann summers
22. Piece of clothing: black velvet shirt with tiger stripes, pink pants. matching snake skin bandana and arm sleeves i made my self. 23. Singer: craig david, or the guy out of steriophonics
24. Band: quest or chilli peppers
25. Kind of music: everything apart from the extremes in various kinds of music, eg really hard rock, really hard rap, hardcore, really cheesy pop. But my fav kind of music is definately rap/hip-hop.
26. Subject: sex
27. Stuffed Animal: my cat gets stuffed regularly

28. Phrase: catch.  'suck my dik' (literally),'thats what your mum said' or 'what'(i think i am def) 
29. Colour: silver

30. Thing in your house: shower...mmmm, it gives me privacy
31. Thing to do: cross dress, pull chicks, party.
32. Toothpaste: aquafresh
33. Food: Anything bad 4 me. pizza, kebabs, chips, chocolate, fruit pastels, bread!!(favourite), jaffa cakes, sun lollies.
34. Restaurant: My favourite rest is to sleep, and my favourite ant is probably the worker ant.I know the question said or, but i gave u both. ( if u understood that i admire u)
35. Drink: cheese
36. Day of the week: august, no friday really
37. Holiday: Summer, closely followed by chimbo
38. Month: tomorrow.....july, still got loadsa holiday, and u've finished all your exams.
39. TV Show: simpsons, ali g, borat, neighbours.
40. TV Channel: men & motors, sky 1, MTV's esp.base, 
41. Animal: Dog

42. Sport: footy
43. Book: i don't believe in books, until sum 1 can prove to me they exist.
44. Author: roal dahl ( k that went against the last answer)

In the past 6 weeks have you:

45. Kissed someone: Yup
46. Told someone you loved them: yup
47. Told a secret: nope
48. Cried over someone you couldn't have: nope
49. Asked someone out: no
50. Been dumped: no
51. Dumped someone: no
52. cussed someone out: yeh kev's mum,she cheated on me.
53. Been cussed out:  probably

What do you:

54. Love: orgasms, skiing in america, alcohol, family, friends etc.
55. Hate: bitchy people, people who start fights for no reason, and make going town dressed like a fag not as fun as it should be. Or to sum them up townies.
56. Love to Hate: townies
57. Do when you're bored: ...guess
58. Cry about the most: pain, films.
59. Plan to do if you grow up:  eat crunchies
60. Annoy people by doing: snoring, being so damn sexy and gettin all da ladies.

Do you:

61. Go to church/Synagogue/Temple: no, i don't believe in any god's apart from me.
62. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: i may be a bit of a tranny, but me don't go 4 no ladyboy's.
63. Wish you had a bf/gf: just a normal g/f would be nice
64. Play sports?: yes, footy, b'ball, skiing, pool
65. Like doing extreme things: YES!!!!! my friends call me X, not really but i wish they did.
66. Cry a lot: No not really
67. Sing in the shower:Only when there's no 1 in the house. I luv to hav californication (the album) on full blast and me singin along to it at the top of my voice.
68. Have a blanket/stuffed animal: yeh Z the zebra.
69. Plan to stay abstinent: .............
70. Suck your thumb: only on weekends. actually, not at all.