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CMT Music Awards 2005
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VIDEO
of skit
Transcript of skit:
Shania in a New York hotel room reading a magazine.....Shania's cell phone
rings to the ringtone of "Oh Canada")
Shania: Hello. ("Party For Two" playing in the background)
Jeff: (In a similiar Shania "PFT" outfit talking w/ his red neck voice) Hello, Shanier...........hey look, I'm having a party...(shows Jeff dancing around touching his stomach)
Shania: A party?
Jeff: It's gonna be really hot .You wanna come?
Shania: Who is this?
Jeff: It's Jeff.
Shania: (excited look & voice) Jeff Gordon?
Jeff: Hell no! Jeff Foxworthy.......listen this ain't gonna be just a party, I'm gonna be in my sexy socks. (Jeff pulls down blouse showing his nipple that CMT blurs out)
Shania: (disgusted look) What the f**k(bleep) are you talking about?
Jeff: Hey it doesn't matter what you wear, cuz there's only gonna be you and me there woman.
Shania: Listen a**hole(bleep), I don't know who this is but...
Jeff: Shake it, Shake it. (with his hand down his pants similiar to Al Bundy)
Shania: Ok, I'm calling the police. (puts down phone).......(shakes head) I really have to get a new number.
