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Welcome to Tonfusion Say! Just a handful of things my dense little mind could not help but create.. (Unfortunately?), they really happened... Please enjoy!

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Tonfusion Say.. After years of receiving thousands upon thousands of some of the most enticingly labeled email, I believe I just deleted the cruelest of them all.. The subject line..? Milk chocolate.... :\
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Tonfusion Say..Life's Oxymoron of the Day (2006-02-13): U.N. peacekeepers have fired on protesters..
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Tonfusion Say.. If LaughIn was to have a reunion show in this day and age, would we then find ourselves running around telling everyone to look it up in their Funk And Wiki.. =D
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Tonfusion Say.. Life's Lesson Learned The Hard Way: Never wake a sleeping cat very deep in SlumberLand.. =D
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Tonfusion Say.. Life's Lesson ALMOST Learned The Hard Way: Never take an egg from your chicken's nest without taking a peek to make sure her boyfriend, Big Red the Rooster, isn't looking first.. =D
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Tonfusion Say.. If that old wives' tale is true about how who you are with at midnight on New Year's Eve is who you'll be with all that year, I'm in BIGGGG trouble. I was standing in line with a cartload of items at the Ellijay Walmart.. Oy..
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Tonfusion Say.. These new cans, such as the Maxwell House seasonal designer ones, with those safety-edge overlapping tops are quite the pain in the buttoonsky for someone who is obsessive about getting every last drop of a product out of its container..
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Tonfusion Say.. Barbecued spare ribs and computer keyboards doth not mix..
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Tonfusion Say.. Better to wonder forever if that fresh jelled pudding will actually continue to stick to an upside down bowl than to flip it over and remove all doubt..
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Tonfusion Say.. Never buy leopard~print underwear on your lunch break. You never know if the guy from the office cubicle next to yours might be standing two customers back from you at the checkout counter..
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Tonfusion Say.. There's a message in my generic alphabet cereal. It says: aehunslyodjnsidcf!
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Tonfusion Say.. Is there such a thing as "going hickory" from all the nuts that have been hitting our home's tin roof because of the rain lately?
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Tonfusion Say.. Toilet seat AND lid down. Puts things on an even playing field then..
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Tonfusion Say.. True love is when your husband spends two days following your dog around with a bucket and plastic gloves because the dog swallowed one of your favorite earrings..
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Tonfusion Say.. Divine devotion is when your husband actually gets the earring back..
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Tonfusion Say.. Sign of the Times: A huge, flashing "The New York Times" ad banner at the top of my morning emailed edition of the "Atlanta Journal Constitution" (AJC)..
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Tonfusion Say.. A fellow Internet surfer just recently burst my little bubble when she insinuated that prompt service is guaranteed at home improvement stores if one wears lowcut shirts and padded bras. For years I was convinced it was my sparkling personality and obvious intellect that invariably brought the store personnel running..
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Tonfusion Say.. Never put pain medication in mouth until one has viable beverage in hand first..
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Tonfusion Say.. With reference to an image just seen on the boob tube.. If THAT is what refried beans look like when they explode all over a microwave, maybe this *motions all around the general vicinity* is what Life looks like when it explodes all over a house.. :grin:
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Tonfusion Say.. She who just saw praying mantis fly in and land on outside wall should not attempt to reposition same said (winged) praying mantis in hopes of getting a better photograph.. At least not without doing said shooing while on the other end of a ten-foot-pole.. :grimaces:
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Tonfusion Say.. Never wear lowcut blouse during sleeting storm..
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Tonfusion Say.. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. I just had a three-bean salad for lunch..
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Tonfusion Say.. Waitress with flowing long hair should not lean over tall candle while clearing table.. (Don't ask!)
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Tonfusion Say.. He who values eardrums shall not leave *#@% lifelike rubber freshwater fishing lures on counter next to girlfriend's prize goldfish tank..
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Tonfusion Say.. They who put frog or snake in bathtub as joke live to regret it and inevitably end up spending rest of afternoon tracking down same said frog or snake..
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Tonfusion Say.. Meet me north of the Big Chicken.. :wink:
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Tonfusion Say.. Prune juice in moderation (no matter how good it tastes)........ Divider Line By Cindy Sue

Tonfusion Say.. Yes, these are all mine. No, I didn't "borrie" them from anyone else so bring on the blonde jokes. I can take it. I, too, know I am not dumb..

---- Or blonde..
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