The X-Files without Mulder is like sugar-free, caffeine-free cola... What's the point?

The X-Files without Mulder is like the "Fugitive" without Richard Kimball.

I'll quit watching the X-Files when they pull the remote out of my cold dead hand... or when David leaves the show.

Without Mulder, I'm an Ex-Phile.

Fox forgets Mulder. Philes forget X-Files. Fox Mulder: There is no substitute.

Fox Mulder: The Reason it all exists.

After a storm, the birds sing. Why shouldn't we? -Rose Kennedy

Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

Blessed is the person who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. -George Eliot

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavour of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. -Robert Heinlein

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Stressed spelled backwards is dessertS.

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get!

Taxation With Representation Ain't Much Fun Either!

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than even golf. -Will Rogers

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and the pessimist fears this is true. -James Branch Cabell

This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody! -John Adams, 1776

To do injustice is more disgraceful than to suffer it. -Plato, Gorgias

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer. -Isaac Bashevis Singer

When you live in the shadow of insanity, the appearance of another mind that thinks and talks as yours does is something close to a blessed event.

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as 6 impossible things before breakfast. -Lewis Carroll

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert Heinlein

Y los todos estan suenos; Y los suenos sueno son. (And everything is dreams; And the dreams are a dream.) -Unknown Spanish poet

Yesterday is History...           Tomorrow is a Mystery...           Today is a Gift...           Never take it for granted

...he smiled, though most devilishly. Angels must cry every time he loosed that smile on unsuspecting women.           -The Forbidden Lord by Sabrina Jeffries

I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything. -Purple Rose of Cairo

If Jane Austin writes symphonies, Heyer writes for the strings and Veryan does piano etudes (more noise and mood swings, and broader than Heyer).           -Nonnie

When I get a little money, I buy books. And if any is left, I buy food and clothes.           -Erasmus