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Name : Steven James
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URL : www.fishwestsussex.co.uk
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : bait shop was closed, chopped up a joint of Lamb. Misses was not happy on the Sunday. Tony email me please, have a proposal.
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : coming close
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Jet Skis from the day before.
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Favourite fish : Smoothound
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Chesil, Weymouth
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beach, Pier
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Name : Dugan Murray
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : A huge lightning storm at the local golf club started and the golfers began to file into the club house. As everyone was coming in, a golfer grabbed his one iron and headed back out to the course.
A fellow golfer screamed, Are you crazy?! Look at the l
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 0
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Best excuse for not catching anything : I totally suck at fishing.
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Favourite fish : McDonalds McFish Fillet
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Nevada, and yes... there IS water here.
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : downrigging
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Name : dmytro
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Did not catch anything last weekend
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : its coming
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Best excuse for not catching anything : weather
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Favourite fish : whale
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : 42°2230 72°3112
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : market
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Name : fat chops
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. :
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 0 cant get a woman
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Best excuse for not catching anything : sun was in my eyes
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Favourite fish : gold
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : sunderland
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : pier
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Name : Greg
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : good site thanks for the info
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : wrong time of year
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Favourite fish : mackerel
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : croydon
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : whatever
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Name : Denis Walton
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URL : dwys09189@blueyonder.co.uk
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. :
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : None Im married
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Ive not done this before
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Favourite fish : a live one
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Keighley West Yorkshire
On two legs, scared of dying too soon
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Just started beach
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Name : woodster
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Dont forget to fill the car with fuel the night before if ur doing an early sataday mornning fish!
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : none!
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Best excuse for not catching anything : allways lied!
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Favourite fish : bass
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : South west of ireland, up the road from inch beach, co/ kerry,
moved from kly/west yourkshire in/99. wife draged me there(she want to go back to her roots
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beack/river,
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Name : RYAM THOMPSON
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : LOVE THE SITE KEEP IT UP
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : LOST COUNT
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Fell asleep
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Favourite fish : ANYTHIN THTS GOIN HAHAHA
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Location (if landlocked please explain) :
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Rock angler nd beaches nd piers
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Name : MICHAEL
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : CATCHING A FISH
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 0
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Best excuse for not catching anything : FORGOT TO USE BAIT
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Favourite fish : COD/WHITING
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : SUNDERLAND
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : BEACH
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Name : Leigh
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URL : lw_4@hotmail.com
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Tip: For best results, always use a fishing rod. Joke: 2 fish sizzling in a pan, one says bit hot in here isnt it?, the other says bloody hell a talking fish!. Confession: I once masturbated using a week-old hallibut.
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 84
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Best excuse for not catching anything : A rampent badger-fish ate all the other fish.
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Favourite fish : Harry Ramsdens
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Septic Tank, Dudley Council sewage works, Dudley.
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Whatever.
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Name : MICHAEL
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : TWO FISH ARE SWIMMING ALONG ONE SWIMS INTO A WALL AND SAYS DAM
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : SEA WAS TO COLD
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Favourite fish : COD
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : SUNDERLAND
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : BEACH
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Name : adam farmer
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : ya mum
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 61
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Best excuse for not catching anything : tide was out
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Favourite fish : roach
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : penarth
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : beach
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Name : woody
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : park car in a pub car park
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : to many
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Best excuse for not catching anything : these frozen baits are crap
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Favourite fish : any(please)
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : hartlepool..yep the monkey place
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : good.....sorry beach
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Name : Gordon
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. :
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : The tide stole my rod
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Favourite fish : Bass
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Location (if landlocked please explain) :
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beach
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Name : Bill Raine
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Built my own 15 footer.
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : The bait froze on the beach
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Favourite fish : anything with fins
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Peterlee. Sea too heavy for the boat
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beach and boat
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Name : philly
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : use some rag worm with a little piece of squid on the end
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : loads
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Best excuse for not catching anything : i had caught all the fish in the sea yesterday
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Favourite fish : cod
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : hartlepool pier north-east
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : pier
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Name : KEITH K
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : COCKTAIL TIPED WITH MACCRAL STRIP FOR COD
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : NONE MARRIED FOR 29 YEARS THIS YEAR
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Best excuse for not catching anything : 2 WINDY 2 COLD 2 WET 2 DRUNK ALL AT THE SAME TIME
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Favourite fish : COD/BASS
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Location (if landlocked please explain) :
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : SHORE
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Name : Big G.
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URL : georgegray1@blueyonder.co.uk
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : The Irish SAS were invited to take part in the capture of Saddam Hussein. They launched two rockets into the compound where the tyrant was understood to be hiding but-
a). The stick broke on the first rocket.
b). The bottle fell over whilst firing the s
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 0
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Didnt have time to wait for the fish to come in.
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Favourite fish : Cod
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Whitley Bay
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beach/Shoreline/Piers
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Name : stephen mc dowell
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : cockels for the big trout a long a weed bed
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : none
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Best excuse for not catching anything : their was no water
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Favourite fish : pike
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : sunderland
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : course and game
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Name : Robert
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URL : www.oocities.org/kingfisherthurso/index
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Sometimes its best to cast at harbour walls instead of casting as far as you can.
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : none
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Seals nicked all the fish
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Favourite fish : Coalfish
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Thurso Harbour
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Harbour, pier slates(rocks)
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Name : Joe from Brooklyn, N.Y.
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. :
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Too drunk to really try
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Favourite fish : Striped Bass
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Westchester New York USA
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : boat
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Name : Dave
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URL : http://www.newbigginsbc.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. :
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : crap at fishin
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Favourite fish : kingfish
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : New Zealand
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : bucket of water
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Name : Dave smith
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : royal quays out of bounds.
they will prosecute for trespass.
plus take your kit.
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything :
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Favourite fish : bass
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : s.w.scotland
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : beach
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Name : Leon Tay
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URL : none
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Just wanted to drop a note from far-off singapore to say hi to a fellow angler and thanks for the tips and rigs. Just have a question: How does one make a bait clip? Think that would be a useful addition to your site (which i have bookmarked and shared wi
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : none, got her hooked on fishing too (no pun intended)
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Best excuse for not catching anything : was wearing the wrong underwear
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Favourite fish : sea bass (barramundi)
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Singapore, island country, lots of nice shoreline to fish from, however, due to land reclamation works, there arent that many fish
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : beach
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Name : Pete
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Wet pinkies can climb walls. Leave the top off your maggots in the garage and they dont sweat as much. Spend your dosh at the local tackle dealer where you go on holiday, the mail order boys dont give local tips. Dont take yourself too seriously, god know
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : none
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Night fishing in Jacksons Bay near Barry. The wind was really howling so me and my mate were under the brolly. Left the baits in so long the tide was 100 yds out when we checked them. Damned sloppy work there.
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Favourite fish : Tench
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : midlands.
Well I did live on the isle of wight for nearly the first 7 years of my life (i was born in Cardiff). Moved back to Cardiff but fell in love with a girl from Wolverhampton and here we are now.
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : if it swims and its tail goes rom side to side, its fair game
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Name : Harper Blue
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URL : www.bluescondition.btinternet.co.uk
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Newbie to fishing - been 35 years since Ive picked up a rod. Learning too much too quickly and so far caught one blenny and one seagull!!
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Coz Im crap at this largk!
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Favourite fish : I just want to catch one!
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Edinburgh
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beach/rocks
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Name : Gary Russell
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URL : grus103523@aol.com
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : My son and I are going fishing off of the coast of South Carolina, USA, in a few weeks and I hate paying the expensive prices for fishing rigs only to leave half of them in the ocean. The information on rigs was very useful and it will save me quite a bit
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 0
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Best excuse for not catching anything : My son caught them all!
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Favourite fish : Flounder
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Charlotte, NC, USA. There is plenty of fishing here. Lake Norman to the north and Lake Wylie to the south. Two hours west and you can be fishing for rainbow trout and three hours the east and you can fish in the Altantic Ocean.
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Whatever bites the hook!
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Name : Max Frederick
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Why did a blonde has a bruised belly button?
Her boyfriend was blonde also
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : it happens every year
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Enviromentalists were bugging me about a net.
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Favourite fish : jacksmelt
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Location (if landlocked please explain) :
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : BOAT
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Name : dan
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. :
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 12
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Best excuse for not catching anything : the big one got away
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Favourite fish : cod
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : sunderland
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : beach and rock
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Name : Jim Kindwall
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URL : kidsrus@islc.net
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : I am very interested in learning as much as I can about effective fishing methods from bridges and piers. I have five children and it drives me crazy fishing with them in my boat!
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : So much water . . . so little time!
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Favourite fish :
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Beaufort, South Carolina, USA
Located between Savannah, Georgia and Charleston, South Carolina on the Atlantic Ocean. We are actually about five miles inshore in a tangle of intracoastal rivers and marshes.
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Abandoned Railroad Trestle Bridge and by boat
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Name : Sam Black
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : erm what do the movies Titanic and The sixth Sense have in common? Icey Dead People.
Very good site im rather new to fishing and the information here has answered a lot of questions i had and some i didnt even know i would have yet!
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 0
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Wrong Tide always the wrong tide.
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Favourite fish : Bass
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : West Cork
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beach/shore
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Name : Boothy
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URL : South Shields pier
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Best bait sausage meat and chicken skin found to be the best {rub chicken skin round helmet for more flavour}. Fish caught 8 to 12lbd cods.Try for youreself!!!
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 0
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Helmet too clean.
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Favourite fish : In susspenders
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : 44 mark
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : proffesional
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Name : crusty
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URL : leejamesbar@hotmail.com
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : we need a local news group!i want to find some one interested in catching a shore ling.any one fancy putting in the hours?????
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : all of them
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Best excuse for not catching anything : a big rat ran away with my bait!
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Favourite fish : conger,smoothound,tope if i ever manage to land one!!
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : gateshead.just landed back in the northeast from the channel isles
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : beach,rock,eastury,etc..never boat well maybe skate some time
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Name : Charles
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Sorry I dont have anything witty to say other than well done Tony - this is the best sea angling site Ive seen, and Im sure that hundreds of like minded fisher-folk have had a laugh and increase in catches as a result of it!
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything :
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Favourite fish :
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Location (if landlocked please explain) :
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) :
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Name : THe Steelheader
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URL : www.steelheadermag.com
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : see our jokes
www.steelheadermag.com/todaysjokes3.html
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything :
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Favourite fish :
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Location (if landlocked please explain) :
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) :
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Name : Dave
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Not a very goood fisherman
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : None
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Tide too high
Tide too low
Tide coming in
Tide going out
To sunny
Too dark
Too rough
Too calm
Too hot
Too cold
No fresh bait
No frozen bait
Needed a multiplier
Needed my FS back
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Favourite fish : Any I catch
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Fylde
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beach
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Name : RICH
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URL : :)
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Dont trust anyone from sunderland.
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 2
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Best excuse for not catching anything : was getting a blow job on the pier.
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Favourite fish : mackerel
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : gateshead
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : everything
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Name : I.P.Freely
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : to keep hands wram put them beatween bum cheaks
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 003
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Best excuse for not catching anything : didnt go fishing
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Favourite fish : the big one
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : the sea
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : fishing angler
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Name : david
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : hi am quite a good fisherman and have won a few trophies in my time.
i used to de part of a fishing club but i left and decided to go fishing myself from time to time. i go fishing a lot but like most people throw the small ones back. i suggest if you fi
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 0 (to good in bed)
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Best excuse for not catching anything : i was too cold so i decided to run and go for a pint in the fishing club in the toon instead
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Favourite fish : cod
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : BLYTH PIER
AMBLE
FEW MORE PLACES BUT UP SCOTLAND
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : boat and sometimes beach and on the rocks
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Name : CL
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : hi. i am a bit of a new fisher and i am not sure where you should attach a shockleader on the line and how much of it you need. if you could publish a diagram or any information on your website that would be a great help. otherwise i would like to say thi
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : a wild rabied horse bit my arm off
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Favourite fish : cod(even though i havent caught one)
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Bristol
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : beach
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Name : STEVE
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. :
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 2
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Best excuse for not catching anything : FORGOT MY BAIT
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Favourite fish : COD ALMIGHTY
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : WASHINGTON TYNE & WEAR
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : BEACH/ROCK
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Name : rossigofish
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : just wanted to say what a great site you have.
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction :
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Best excuse for not catching anything : my fishing partner fell in the lake again and we had to leave
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Favourite fish : salmon
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Washington
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : small boat. rivers&lakes
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Name : justin
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URL : www.jogoff.com/skag/?show
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : your site is one of the best i have seen, nice and easy no fuss . if you want a joke go to. www.jogoff.com/skag/?show
and yes it is my web site
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : 2
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Best excuse for not catching anything : the sea was frozen over
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Favourite fish : bass
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : london
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : beach
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Name : bongo coatimundi
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URL : garyas@comcast.net
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : I read your section on killing fish. You must be mad, throw the fish?, give it vodka?
Here is what we do with largemouth bass, big trout, striped bass and bluefish on the US New Jersey coast. If you hold the fish by the lip(Striped Bass) or with a Boga
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : I'm too smooth to let that happen.
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Fast Eddie was shot in the arm by a duck hunter.
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Favourite fish : Striped bass
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : In the surf(where else?)
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Fresh water bass boat, salt water surf casing
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Name : chriss hill
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : allways try to fish in more than 2 inches of water (not like me at blyth beach.)
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : I dumped the wife cause she nagged every time I went fishing.
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Didnt want to give my mate Big Stu an inferiority complex.
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Favourite fish : The extra large donner kebab fish.
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Wideopen Tyne and Wear.
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beach
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Name : JT
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URL :
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Any tips, jokes, confessions, etc. : Nice site
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No of times dumped because of fishing addiction : Nearly last weekend!
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Best excuse for not catching anything : Too much fresh water
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Favourite fish : The big ones
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Location (if landlocked please explain) : Stockton
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Type of angler (beach, boat or whatever) : Beach
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