Angler Catches 25 lb Cod Using Wifes Sex Toy

An angler landed a cod weighing 25 lb using a lure made from his wifes vibrator while fishing off Seahouses, Northumbria. Mr Brown said "I got the idea watching a nature program about how fish find their prey and thought hey why not try the wifes vibrator. I dipped it in the aqurium at home and was amazed to see all the fish gather around. Other anglers aboard the boat scoffed at the idea but I had the last laugh, now they all want one. I'm going to try my daughters next, it's a lovely blue colour with a natural feel I'm sure it'll be even more successful".

A top marine biologist said "Fish are attracted by vibrations in the water which they pick up through their lateral line. On a low setting a vibrator mimics the signal given out by a wounded fish. A vibrator is of course similar in shape to a torpedo shaped fish. With the range of styles, sizes and colours available this could be the next big craze to hit angling worldwide, certainly more research needs to be invested in this area as fish stocks continue to decline".

Sadly Mrs Brown has been recently admitted to hospital for emergency surgery and was unable to comment.

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