Big Bertha Thing general
A general told his troops, before the big battle,
"Right lads, we are outnumbered 4 to 1, but we are much
better than them, so we should win through in the end!"
Half-way through the battle he sees one of his men
leaning against a tree smoking. He rushes up to him, calls
him all the names under the sun and asks him what he thinks
he is doing?
He replied "I have already killed my four."
Try not to turn the minimum requirements, into the maximum
of your endeavour.