| Idols |
 |
 |
 |
| Where did we learn our tacky ways and where did we get our incredible dress sense? Well we learnt it from a collection of very classy ladies. Without these role models we might not act the way we do today. |
 |
 |
| Jordan |
| Oh Jordan- how we love you so! Everything about you is fake- and that’s why we worship you! You can always count on Jordan to get pissed and fall on her arse- but she doesn't give a shit and neither do we! Hmmmmm haven't I seen that shirt somewhere before? |
| Christina |
| We adore this dirrty girl- black hair, blonde hair- who cares. Anyone that goes around in a pair of leather chaps singing about taking their clothes off deserves to be on this list. She made dressing like a hooker acceptable again- for that we thank you. |
| Dolly |
| Dolly- the original bimbo. Look at that hair! Famous for using liberal amounts of hair spray- you can thank this woman for the hole in the o zone layer. |
| Pamela |
| Pamela- we love your style! She paved the way for the plastic look in the early 90’s and its still going strong. Best known for her role as CJ in the hit show Baywatch! She made everyone else take a pay cut in the Baywatch movie so that she got paid more! What a diva! AND she gets to marry Mitch! God this girl really does has everything. |
| Britney |
| You cheated on Justin damn you- but you got Colin Farrell in return- not bad at all. We have faith that you'll make a comeback and we hope you'll be blonder then ever! Gave us faith in wearing the school uniform again (although ours was brown) |
 |
| Paris |
| Paris- heiress to the Hilton hotel chain- got a trust fund the size of Australia, spoilt, rich and beautiful. We love her because she’s such a bitch and who gives a crap if she wears too much make up!! The more the better! A role model for everyone who ever wanted to be trashy! |