Our Philosophies
Whenever you get the chance, try and have a near-death experience. Believe us-they can happen anywhere.E.G on the dancefloor in RM1 or the cliffs in Newquay where you get trapped by the tide. Oh God...it was so awful!!!
Oh if only we'd read the sign......
A hostage situation in RM1. (You can find the full dramatic story in the Romford Recorder)
Death by curtain!
It was a normal sunny day in Newquay, when 3 young attractive Essex teenagers decided to go for a walk on the beach. Little did they know that the tide was steadily coming in behind them. Before they knew it they were trapped on the beach with nowhere to go, the water closing in around them. Luckily they found an abandoned old boat and steered it around the cliffs towards the next beach. But little did they know there drama had only just begun. The cliffs, after years of harsh treatment from the weather began to fall around them. Erosion had started and in a last ditch attempt to save their lives they threw themselves in to the raging waters and swam to the next beach. Four harrowing hours later they were safe and dry with only a few minor cuts and bruises. Amy, Paula and Sarah were played by actresses…… themselves.
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Death by Furby. Never trust an electronic toy that can say Hitler.
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