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| Pat Mustard- could give David Hasslehoff a run for his money in the looks department. The milkman with attitude. Likes to shag a lot and father to many 'hairy' babies. |
| Eoin McLove- pop star- spent 27 weeks at number 1 with his hit song 'My lovely Mayo mammy'. What a class act. Just look at that jumper! |
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| My lovely Mayo mammy lyrics. My lovely Mayo mammy So gentle and so wise Rocking on your rocking chair Baking cakes and pies My lovely Mayo mammy My lovely lovely Mayo mam. |
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| The most beautiful man in Craggy Island- Father Dougal Maguire- Once worked as a milkman, won the all priest lookalike competition dressed as Elvis and appeared on Faith of our Fathers- so many credits to his name we couldn't list them all. |