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| Our Philosophies |
| Always try to be the female Julio Iglesias' of Essex. We know we'll regret it if we haven't reached 1000 blokes by the time we're 60!!!!!!! |
| Philosophy 4 |
| Julio- White teeth, orange tan and receding hairline. What more could you want. |
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| Hussy |
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| Sharing men is not a problem.... |
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| Cross-dressing men is a must. Anything that improves your chances of getting on Trisha. |
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| Find someone who adores you. |
| Get with someone who puts shit loads of product in their hair. Then steal their coat. Just for fun.......... |