| Legally Brunette |
| Shes the law student with attitude. Fighting for justice, representing the down trodden and uneducated. Sarah, we salute you. |
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| The case of the stolen Fur coat and Crown. |
| This is a story of courage, bravery and standing up for whats right. It all happened on the night of July the 13th. Sarah received a call that would shock her world. Her two best friends Paula and Amy had been arested for posession of a fur coat and a crown. A claim was brought against them that they had stolen these items from a respected member of society. They had no money for a lawyer as they had squanderd it all on alcahol and male strippers. There was only one thing she could do- represent them herself. |
| A fur coat you say.........!?! Sorry I have another call.... |
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| Silence in court! |
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| The defendant Sarah Pons verses the prosecutor P Diddy. |
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| The acused. |
| Miss Amy May Lawless and Miss Paula Maria Winter. |
| The Claim. On the night in question P. Diddys fur coat and crown were stolen from his coat and crown holder. Aparently his coat and crown holder was struck from behind forcing him to fall to the ground. This is when the suspects made off with the objects in question. The holder was not hurt but aparently fired by P. Diddy later that week for incompetence. The worker in question does not wish to give evidence. |
| The respected Judge Dick Short. |