| Men.................... because we can. |
| Being from Essex, having a certain amount of good looks and shit loads of charm we can have whatever men we want. Here are a few of our personal favourites |
| The modern day heroes. Colin, Orlando and Justin- so popular, so beautiful but unfortunately they will eventually disappear or end up in rehab. This is why we must love them while we can. |
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| Mr Timberlake- originally a frizzy haired geek from the ugliest band in the world N*sync- but he later dumped Britney and became the man of everyone’s dreams. Voice like an angel and the body of a god! What’s not to like!?!? |
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| Mr Farrell- Possibly the most beautiful man in the world- his hobbies include drinking until near death and smoking like a chimney. He has a penchant for wearing the same clothes for ten days straight (that’s sleeping in them as well!) probably smells like shit but who cares when you've got looks like that! |
| Mr Bloom- it’s not the fact that you look very much like Justin Timberlake that we like you, oh no! You’re beautiful in your own right. Even with the elf ears and the long blonde hair- you'll always have a place in our hearts. The fact that your English and you wear the tackiest shirts ever hasn't influenced our decision one bit. |
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| Beautiful |