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| It got to a point when the only exciting thing about going to RM! was seeing the blue shirt- it was a love affair that would end in tears- but I don't want to talk about it. |
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| The only thing you can do in RM1- get hammered. Oh Amy, you always were such a lightweight. Why must you lead the ugly people on like this? |
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| Paula really didn't want to go to RM1 this week. |
| But its full of wankers! |
| I wonder if my favourite stalker will be there tonight. He can buy all my drinks then I can humiliate him and make him feel stupid. My speciality. |
| Paula lived a sheltered life- the sight of the furby made her shudder with fear. Or was it the owner of that furby that put the fear of God in to her? We'll never know. Paula can now be contacted at Warley hospital. |