| Is Shat Pat? |
| For a while now there’s been a worrying likeness forming between our very own Mr William Shatner and the lovely pat butcher. Pats got the hump because she thinks that Shatners stealing her style. Shatner on the other hand thinks that Pat’s jealous of his amazing acting skills and enormous gay following. |
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| You only have to look at the earring to see how his stealing my style. There’s only one Pat round here and it's going to stay that way- his even referring to himself as 'Shat' now. What a prick! |
| Look I've never even heard of this Pat women before, she’s just trying to get some publicity of the back of my fame. I've said it before and I’ll say it again- I’ve always dressed like this and I don’t care what that women says. She’s just pissed that I’m more famous then her and she’s no longer the 'queen of earrings'. Get over it darling, because I certainly have! |
| 'She's obviously a slapper... I've got over a thousend websites dedicated to me, she has one..... dedicated to her earrings. Ohhh classy. Shes a foul mouthed little whore, she can go to hell' |
| 'I'm the biggest celeberity in this country I don't give a shit what he has to say, he can kiss my arse for all I care. ' |
| Another similarity is the fact that there names rhyme, not only that, their names both mean shit up north. |