| The Kings and Queens of Soaps |
| Eastenders |
| Coronation street |
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| Phil Mitchell, what a man. Okay so he got stitched up by dirty den but he escaped from prison right?! And no we don’t just love him because he dressed up as a pirate in panto or that he gave Heat shit in a recent interview, we love him because he is quite simply the most obnoxious bloke on the planet. |
| Get my brief..... |
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| Steve McFadden aka Steve McFattie, secret brother of westlifes Bryan and pirate in his spare time. |
| I'm Steve McFadden, savvy! |
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| Queen |
| My heart fills with joy everytime this woman is on the telly. Personally I think Pat Butcher made the BBC. Blonde, beautiful and classy- you can't fault her. |
| Hussy, me? |
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| The King |
| Les Battersby. Oh God. This man is biggest loudmouth in the street, theres always a drama when Les is about.He also has great taste in women- first there was Janice- the machinist with attitude but now theres Cilla, a lazy bitch with ugly kids called Chesney and Fizz. I don't think I could love this man anymore if I tried. |
| Paula, of course I love you more then Cilla and Janice........ |
| Queen |
| The Queen |
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| These pictures probably do not need any words....However, i will say...... 'FREE DEIDRE!" heh I honestly don't know why they let her out of jail anyway, i'm sure i've never seen anyone look more shifty than her. She must have been 'framed' heh (glasses joke) |