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Features

Attack of the Supermonsters (1982) - In a mutant genre splicing experiment of strange proportions, the Japanese bring us a futuristic tale of fire-breathing super dinosaur puppets and the animated humans who love them... oh, excuse me, that should say "and the animated humans who kill them violently with their high-tech war machines".

Dragonball: the Legend of Shenron (1986) - Before "Dragonball Z" hit the shores of the US like V-Day in reverse, Goku was just a lad fighting giant dinosaurs and toppling evil empires in "Dragonball". Legend of Shenron serves as an intro-flick to those new to the concept.

F3: Frantic, Frustrated & Female (1994) - Possibly one of the most bizarre concepts for an anime ever, young Hiroe can't hit the big body shiver and her sister makes it her crusade to introduce her sibling to the joys of womanly pleasure... even if she needs to use black magic and robots to do it...

F3 Part II (1996) - The further adventures of Hiroe and her unattainable climax, as her friends and mother get in on the freaky lesbo rape action in the quest to bring Hiroe her "big O".

F3: Night of the Living F3 (1996) - The insanity shit hits the fan when even the undead are insistant upon getting Hiroe's goo a flowin'. The ghost of a rapist pervert attacks the F3 gang with everything from Teddy Bears wearing strap-ons to a possessed Afro-Man blow-up doll... and that's not even the weirdest part.

Ichi: the Animation - Episode 0 (2003) - Remember the sensation of unease and disgust you fealt after watching Ichi the Killer for the first time? Relive it all over again with this animated prequel! Not for the kiddies... unless you want your kids turning out like Ted Bundy.

Street Fighter II - the Animated Movie (1995) - Capcom's flagship title hits the screen like a Dragon Punch when the gang from Super Street Fighter II make the anime scene in the best adaptation of the game to hit any entertainment medium.

Vampire Hunter D (1985) - Excessive horror violence, gore, and action, this adventure of the half man-half vampire bounty hunter D and his sentient left hand introduced me to the beauty of what anime has to offer.

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2001) - D's back, this time in a new quest to rescue a kidnapped girl from the vampire Meire Link. The visual style's been spiced up to the level of "pure art" this time though, so be prepared for 2 hours of eyeball orgasm.

Vampires In Havana (1985) - An odd little flick from the Commie shores of Cuba, the vampire mafia hunts our hero Pepe to steal from him the secret formula for Vampisol, the ultimate undead sunblock!

Series
Birdman (1967-1968)

"X the Eliminator" - Birdman is hunted by Cobra Commander's gay uncle, hired by FEAR to steal the beloved bird crest from the hero's helmet. Nonsense abounds here kids.

Clerks (2000)

"The Pilot" or "Leonard Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make" - Dante and Randall meet Leonardo Leonardo, Jay & Bob try selling fireworks, and the convenience store of the future opens up across the street, offering all the coffee bars and porno mags any sensible American could need.

Defenders of Dynatron City (1992)

pilot episode - Whoopi Goldberg and friends get mutated by nuclear powered cola, become superheroes and battle the evil robot armies of Dr. Mayhem. LucasArts, how did this NOT succeed?!

The Devil Lady (1998)
(AKA "The Devilman Lady")

"Beast" - It's like Devil Man with boobs. Meet Jun Fudou: a fashion model with a dark side she's never even seen before... until now.

The Galaxy Trio (1967-1968)

"Gralik of Gravitas" - The Trio has to stop the evil Gravitas scientist Gralik before his super gravity gun can spell the doom of Gravity Girl's homeworld. And it turns out she's a princess?!

The Marvel Superheroes Show (1966)

The Incredible Hulk - "The Origin of the Hulk - Enter the Gorgon - To Be A Man" - Find out the origins of the Hulk through this literal translation of the first comicbook, as presented with super cheap "sliding pictures" style animation. Bad, but good at the same time...

Mighty Orbots (1984)

"Devil's Asteroid" - The Orbots are framed for evil deeds by the minions of Umbra, who use the dark duplicate robot Tobor. Get it? Robot backwards = Tobor? Yeah, this show sucks...

Pro Stars (1991)

"Gargatus and the Highway of Doom" - Bo, Michael and Wayne head to the Outback to have Bloomin' Onions and Kangaroo Burgers... and stop a gang of refugees from a Mad Max sequel.

Samurai Jack (2001-current)

"Episode XXXII" - Jack's quest to defeat Aku takes him to yet another time portal, this one guarded by the half-breed mutant of the Incredible Hulk and a Smurf.

Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends (1981-1983)

"A Firestar is Born" - Firestar regales her origins with her fellow X-Men at a mutant mixer. Meanwhile, Spider-Man gets squashed by the Juggernaut.

The World's Greatest Superfriends (1979)

"The Master of Middle Earth" - Tolkien's spinning in his grave. If not, he will be when I tell him about this atrocity...

The Wrong Coast (currently unaired)

pilot episode - Mark Hamill tries in vain to salvage some kind of career with this stop-motion parody of celebrity news shows brought to us by the creative hands behind "Celebrity Deathmatch". See "Quentin Tarantino's Snow White", "Woody Allen's Spider-Man", "Celebrity Lawsuits", "T-Rex in the City", "60 Minutes: the Movie" and then cringe in pain for an hour afterwards.