Lyrics taken from

Ghoti Hook - "Sumo Surprise" (TND1121)

1. Body Juggler

she can only see past certain views
she doesnt think that she will lose
and with this we just can not get along
I must admit I like her a lot
this infatuation just wont stop
and in the end I know I must be wrong

I wonder
I wonder why
I wonder
I wonder why

Indication of infatuation
complicates this situation
its making me search out a real escape
this creation of this relation
and concentration of admiration
has got me dumb and all bent out of shape

I wonder
I wonder why
I wonder
I wonder why

but Im ignorant stubborn and stupid I wont take the time to give in
to the fact that I must wait and let him show me where to begin
if I go ahead and try to find her by myself Ill make a mistake
when will I learn that this big decision is not mine to fully make

With this now that I must mention
so I can stop this stupid tension
and free myself from feeling selfish greed
my sinful motives and bad intentions
has been brought to my attention
and even though I know I deny need

I wonder
I wonder why
I wonder
I wonder why

but Im ignorant stubborn and stupid I wont take the time to give in
to the fact that I must wait and let him show me where to begin
if I go ahead and try to find her by myself Ill make a mistake
when will I learn that this big decision is not mine to fully make

2. Seasons

it was a soft summer night when you came into my life
i thought it was a dream when your hand reached out for me
there was something there that I couldn't compare
and I knew that you were the only one for me
Seasons Change
Seasons Change

it was a cool autumn's eve when you sensed that i was leaving
a tear came to your eye but i just let it run dry
you said don't go away but i just left you anyway
i wasn't sure if you were the one for me
Seasons Change
Seasons Change

it was a cold winter's morning i had been up all night crying
i knew i'd done you wrong, i'd been astray for so long
i'm on my knees in pain i wish things had stayed the same
and i just hope that you will take me back
Seasons Change
Seasons Change

It was a warm spring night when you let me back inside
i thought it was a dream but you still cared for me
your love filled my heart nothing could tear us apart
and i knew that you were the only one for me
Seasons Change
Seasons Change

3. South Capitol Street

If I understood back then what is so easy to see now
I could have stopped myself from falling far behind
the changes I want will only come if I can turn things down
so I search my heart where I know he lies but then I turn around

I should have walked away
I should have walked away
I should have walked away

With each passing day I feel the way I did the day before
and the things that haunt me stay the same I wont let them go
I pray and ask for help but then walk down that cursed road
where one waits with what I crave and my lusting hunger grows

I should have walked away
I should have walked away
I should have walked away

Sometimes I must give up things that I want so bad
but its these things in the end that I wish Id never had

I should have walked away
I should have walked away
I should have walked away

4. Ooklah The Punk

ooklah the punk was going to the show
ooklah the punk fought lou ferrigno
ooklah the punk was struggling for some lyrics
ooklah the punk says anything that fits

ooklah...now youre lying in the gutter
ooklah...hates his father and his mother
ooklah...oh your skin is just like butter
ooklah the punk

ooklah the punk hates everywhere he goes
ooklah the punk says what do you know?
ooklah the punk says how do you do?
ooklah the punk says Im better than you

ooklah...smoking drinking now hes thinking
ooklah...feeling like he should be kneeling
ooklah...sees damnation wants salvation
ooklah the punk

I want to be saved like you and I want to be your friend too
I want to be saved like you and I want to be your friend too

ooklah the punk went to a revival
ooklah the punk bought himself a new bible
ooklah the punk he reads it everyday
ooklah the punk says yippee kie yay

ooklah...now were at the end of the story
ooklah...on a one way trip to glory
ooklah...now everything is hunky dory
ooklah the punk

I want to be saved like you and I want to be your friend too
I want to be saved like you and I want to be your friend too
I want to be saved like you and I want to be your friend too
I want to be saved like you and I want to be your friend too

5. Tract Boy

I saw her there, walking on the street, 
I said "excuse me there's someone you ought to meet, 
you ought to meet"
she came up to me, "Watcha have to say?" 
I said "Jesus" and she turned and walked away,
she walked away

and she said "no"
"and I don't even want to know"
"and I don't even want to know"
"and I don't even want to know"

I chased her down beside her on the street, 
she said "oh you, I thought I left you let me be, 
just leave me be."
"well just one more thing," I handed her a tract,
she took one look at it and then she turned her back,
and that was that

and she said "no"
"and I don't even want to know"
"and I don't even want to know"
"and I don't even want to know"

6. Scared Am I

She's late for the first time

she don't know where she is
she doesn't know where to go
lost in her driving, angry and crying
she don't know what she knows
how could this happen
she thought she was careful
a tear comes into her eye
now lost on a strange road
she pulls to a dead stop
she bows her head and starts to cry

She starts to cry, she says, "Scared Am I"

She gets out of her car
she steps out in the cold
and thinks of what she's been through
no one around her
no one to help her
to tell her what she should do
"am I alone now?"
"am I disowned now?"
she stares into the clouded sky
rain starts to fall down
mixing with her tears
she falls on her knees and starts to cry

She starts to cry, she says, "Scared Am I"

the rain smooth and steady
falls on to her face
the rain it seems to be quite warm
she can't help but wonder
the soft rumbling thunder
the soothing rain despite the storm
is trying to tell her
that things will be better
there's hope that springs into her eye
she knows in her future
that things will be all right
she lifts her head and starts to cry

She starts to cry, she says, "Scared Am I"

7. Samson

me and Samson go to the store
and ole Samson leaves craters in the floor
me and Samson walk around town
and clumsy Samson knocked several buildings down

me and Samson we're best of friends
me and Samson until the end

me and Samson go on a double date
but you know it didn't turn out that great
me and my date are romantically impaired
but ole Samson he lost all of his hair

me and Samson we're best of friends
me and Samson until the end

There is this girl and her name is Delilah
she's a philistine and she's such a big liar

me and Samson are no longer friends
cause ole Samson has met his end
man, I'd really hate to burst your bubble
but it goes to show you
girls are nothing but trouble

me and Samson we're best of friends
me and Samson until the end

There is this girl and her name is Delilah
she's a philistine and she's such a big liar

8. Spice Drops

Last night I laid in bed and thought about it all
what was it that had made us fall
I don't regret anything that I said to you
the choice we made was something we already knew

and I'm finding...

Yesterday you know will never go away
it's best to leave behind
if we want to find ourselves some piece of mind
Yesterday was when we were happy
for tomorrow there is hope
but today is hard and lonely so it goes

I have to set what I want for us all aside
without that it would be a lie
I know inside now where I am that this is right
from here on out it will be hard I can't deny

and I'm finding...

Yesterday you know will never go away
it's best to leave behind
if we want to find ourselves some piece of mind
Yesterday was when we were happy
for tomorrow there is hope
but today is hard and lonely so it goes

And yes I am afraid, of what I can't foresee
will you still be there?
will you be the same, will those feeling change?
these thoughts I cannot bear

Do you stop to think about a
time when we were without doubt
when love was something new and so unknown?
Can we call ourselves just friends cause
why should this just have to end
and do you know why I must be alone?

9. 

God, God He sent his Son to save us from the evil one
bought by blood begotten Son for faith is free and very fun

God God God God God God God
God God God God God God God

God God God
AAGHH!
Whoo Hoo!

10. Money

my little sunshine sleeps beneath the oak
the forest denizens seem to smile
when I came near she awoke
she gazed at me with eyes of guile
we walked out to the grassy knoll
my heart runs and leaps like a deer
compared to her the fairest are droll
her singing in the breeze was all to hear, singing

I love money, money money money,
money money money, tons and tons of money,
money money money, money money money,
I love money more than my little honey

my little sunshine sleeps beneath the oak
the forest denizens seem to smile
when I came near she awoke
she gazed at me with eyes of guile
we walked out to the grassy knoll
my heart runs and leaps like a deer
compared to her the fairest are droll
her singing in the breeze was all to hear, singing

I love money, money money money,
money money money, tons and tons of money,
money money money, money money money,
I love money more than my little honey

now after hearing those words from my cutie
I was wounded and I wanted to cry
she doesn't like me or my beauty
she started singing and drew neigh
she held my hand and whispered in my ear
you're the only one for me in my life
now, how much money did you make this year
those words cut me like a butter knife

I love money, money money money,
money money money, tons and tons of money,
money money money, money money money,
I love money more than my little honey

now I was taken by a big surprise
looking at her trying to read her soul
the color of greed was in her eyes
she seemed to be under money's control
now strolling away she looked back at me
I've seen that look before
staring at her I came to see
standing in front of her she wanted money more

I love money, money money money,
money money money, tons and tons of money,
money money money, money money money,
I love money more than my little honey

M O N E Y

11. Super Sumo

I flip the channels on TV and see some sumos on the screen
I know now what I want to be
I'll put my hair all up in braids, I'll get to eat food all the day
and for this I will get big pay

I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be
even if you keep on making fun of me
but you know that's all I'll ever try to be

I'll be a "big" celebrity, and "big" is really what I mean
and you know that this is my dream
no one will ever pick on me, what they will feel is jealousy
when I win that champion trophy

I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be
even if you keep on making fun of me
but you know that's all I'll ever try to be

One day I'll be there fighting for the USA
My whole country routing for me to save the day
My opponents will fight in fear when they take me on
The glorious day when I am crowned Grand Champion

I flip the channels on TV, and see some sumos on the screen
I know now what I want to be
I'll be a "big" celebrity, and "big" is really what I mean
and you know that this is my dream

I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be
even if you keep on making fun of me
but you know that's all I'll ever try to be

Sumo...
Sumo...
Sumo...
Sumo...

12. Knock Knock

knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
why are you crying?

knock knock
who's there?
ach
ach who?
why are you sneezing?

this song will make you mad
worst song we've ever had
this song will make you insane
it'll put warts on your brain

knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
aren't you glad I didn't say banana?

knock knock
who's there
ghoti
ghoti who?
that annoying band!

this song will make you mad
worst song we've ever had
this song will make you insane
it'll put warts on your brain

this song will make you mad
worst song we've ever had
this song will make you insane
it'll put warts on your brain

13. Dry Run

Chicken legs and scrambled eggs
potato chips in onion dip
are things I eat for breakfast everyday

honey ham and soggy spam
jimmy dean with refried beans
help me to get started on my way

boys and girls you better be cautious
cause you know I'm feeling nauseous
and you know my face is turning green

Roasted goose in pickle juice
hamburger in vinegar
are things I like to eat during lunch

jellyfish with bacon bits
pork and beans with shaving cream
are things you know I really like to munch

boys and girls you better be cautious
cause you know I'm feeling nauseous
and you know my face is turning green

onion rings, burger king, winter coats, bars of soap,
lava lamps, postage stamps, broken jars, foreign cars,
carpet hair, tupperware, saxophones, cobblestones,
electric eels, stainless steel

banana splits with southern grits
throat lozenges with sausages
are supper meals that really taste yummy

chocolate malts with cubes of salt and
crepe suzette made from insects
are things I like to put in my tummy

boys and girls you better be cautious
cause you know I'm feeling nauseous
and you know my face is turning green

14. Never

Got a phone call on this rainy night
it was a call that I'd dread for all my life
my son was driving on a winding road
when he lost control

My mind is spinning all around in circles
and I think to myself,

Never I know what tomorrow brings with it
never I know what's in store
but all I know is my faith to never lose
no never, no never

Finally get there, to the twisted wreck
I see my son with a bloody broken neck
I take his hand and place it near my heart
and his last words were,

"Don't worry dad, I'll see you someday"
and he died in my arms

Never I know what tomorrow brings with it
never I know what's in store
but all I know is my faith to never lose
no never, no never

His breath has left him, and his eyes have closed
Oh my son, now your body's growing cold
tears are pouring, falling from my face
and I shut my eyes

So sorrow starts to seep in my sad soul
so I say to myself,

Never I know what tomorrow brings with it
never I know what's in store
but all I know is my faith to never lose
no never, no never