Answering Machine Message
I can’t come to the phone right now.   If you’re a telemarketer I apologize profusely for not being here to take your call.   There’s nothing I would like more than to be badgered relentlessly and pressured to buy whatever essentials you’re selling.   And if you’re soliciting donations for your worthy cause, I regret that I’m not here to hear your implied accusations of uncaring and callousness.   If you would care to leave your guilt trip for me to agonize over later, please do so at the tone.   Have a blessed day.
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