It seems she has a thing for bad boys
and doesn’t care about the age difference.
She’s dressing like a trollop now
and spits like a man when they come out of the house.
The boy’s friends make fun of him for dating an older woman
but he basks in the notoriety.
Superman drives slowly by every once in a while,
a broken and angry man.
I like my neighbor
and I’m worried that he’s going to start finding
giant boulders in his yard
or his trees ripped out.
That’s going to hurt property values.
Anyway, it won’t last.
She’s bound to come to her senses and start dating a nice shoe salesman.
The boy’s going to be mad
but at least the trouble will be in some other neighborhood.