you will not want anything
for in heaven, there is no want.
You will already have everything you desire.
You will be able to eat chocolate cake every meal
and you won’t get sick
because there is no sickness in heaven.
You could eat nothing at all
and you would never starve
for there is no starvation in heaven.
Everything is perfect there.
Or you can make mud patties and eat them every day.
Or you can make other people eat mud patties
because in heaven everyone is happy
and it might make you happy
to make people eat mud patties
and to make them wear the mud patties
on their heads like hats.
And if they drop the mud patties
they would have to go to jail
and they would be happy to go to jail
because in heaven everyone is happy.
You could make two jails.
One jail would be for people whose mud patties
break when they drop them.
The other jail would be for people whose mud patties
do not break when they drop them.
Well, you wouldn’t really have to make two jails.
You could make the mud patty people make two jails.
And guess what.
They would be happy to make the jails.
I think you know why.