Jean Lafitte's Twine Ball
Jean Lafitte was immensely proud of his huge ball of string
but eventually had it heaved overboard
not only because he got discouraged
when he heard a farmer in Virginia had a ball of twine twice as big
and he realized he would never catch up
but also because his men were grumbling
that his twine ball was taking up too much space in the hold
that could better be used for storing booty.
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