Announcer: And now, a scene from the new Super Mario Show!
[Theme Song]Mario, he can really move,
Mario, he's got an attitude!
Mario, he's the fastest thing alive! [/Theme Song]
Sonic *off stage*: Hey, that's MY theme song! Pirrahna plant, GET HIM!!!!

Mario: Hey! Ia hada no choice! Theya made me usea that song! I'ma gonna geta my plunger, anda show you how to a fighta a monster!
*Mario fights monster with plunger*
Sonic: Nice moves! Hey Mario, you wanna join the freedom fighters?
Mario: And-a be around the freaks you-a hang out with-a? No thanks-a.
Sonic: But the health benifits are good.
Mario: Health Benifits-a? Okie-Dokie!

*Tails looks on in horror*
Tails: [sad]What about me?[/sad]
Sonic: Sorry, buddy. Go buy yourself a chili dog. Mario and I have some work to do.

*Tails flies off alone into the sunset*
Mario: And-a take-a Luigi with you! Now-a Sonic, about those health-a benifits-a...

Sonic: Well, first off, we all get a pirranha plant body guard! Mega sweet! And, if you ever eat any bad chili dogs, you get free medical care until you're ready to get back out there and fight Robotnick and Bowser.
Mario: So I'll-a get a planta like-a that one?
Sonic: Yessire! Bob!
Mario: Hey, my a name's a not Bob!
Sonic: It's just an expression.
Mario: An-a expressi--a..? What?
Sonic: Let's just go get some chili dogs.

*Sonic and Mario leave*

*return later with 15 chili dogs*

Mario: Let's a share a with the planta!
Sonic: Okay, you give 'im some.

*Plant eats too many chili dogs*

Sonic: Whoa, this doesn't look too good! I'm outta here!
*Puff of blue smoke is left behind while Mario is still trying to figure out what is going on*
*dust and smoke dies down*

Mario: Mamamia! It'sa gonna blowa up a!

FLUDD: Mario! To stop the Pirana Plant, shoot it with water!
Mario: I-a allready told you, water is-a not gonna work-a!
FLUDD: Then use the Alka-Seltzer attachment!
Mario:.......Why-a would E. Gadd make-a one of those?
*shoots plant with Alka-Seltzer water*

Mario: That's-a better. Now, where did-a that hedgehog go-a?

*Sonic appears behind a rock*

Sonic: I didn't run too far. I wanted to see it blow up.
Mario: That's-a sick.
Sonic: I know.....sorry.
Mario: So-a, you say every freedom-a fighter gets-a one of these-a plants?
Sonic: Well, everyone except Tails.
Mario: Why?
Sonic: Ever heard of Bill the Gopher?
Mario: No.
Sonic: Blame Tails' old plant.
Mario: Oh...
Today's lesson: Never underestimate the power of a body guard plant