Fowl Tale

When I was a girl, ‘round about ten
Daddy did not keep his fowl in a pen.
That year, rather than raise egg producers,
the chicks that he ordered were every one roosters.
Now up to that point, I hadn’t a care
that these nice feathered creatures were found everywhere.
Until a fall day I walked into the shed
where a dozen or more grown roosters were spread.
Dusting themselves in the powdery dirt,
it seemed my appearance brought them all alert.
I swear I’m not crazy; they talked with their eyes!
For they devised a game and I was the prize.
They all started toward me, circling my spot;
I tried to retreat but found I could not.
For each step I took, they would advance,
putting me in a complex circumstance.
When I stood like a statue, so would the birds;
I tried to yell out, but could not form the words.
For what seemed like hours I stood rooted there
with no one or nothing to help anywhere.
My hands hanging idle, started taking a chill.
I inched them up slowly, the roosters stood still.
I at last reached my pockets, their warmth to provide.
With surprise and new hope I felt something inside.
Half of a chocolate bar soft in its wrap;
This may just be the way to get out of this scrap.
My fingers worked frantically opening it;
then I tossed it out forward, lickity split.
The roosters were on it, like gravy on bread,
while I kicked up dust between me and that shed
A first hand account of childhood trauma
can be heard from this true tale of cockerel drama.