Wesley Willis, Shazaam!, and Grand Buffett
	August 12, 2001 The Splash Mobile, Al by Mark Baggett
		Yea, Yea, Yea, I know!  I waited like a 2 months to do this one to.  So its gonna suck.  Anyways the night started off pretty bad!  We got there like an hour after the doors opened yet ric and me were still like number 5  and 6 in the door.  When we got there Wesley was knocking a few back while listening to his Sony Discman.  We went up and talked to him so he had to go through that whole heading butting you 20 times them making us say "Rah"  and "Row" shit.  After us, this dork walked up and asked Wesley for an autograph and Wesley asked his ass if he had purchased any merch from him.  When the guy said no Wesley made him go buy some shit first.  So the kid went and spent like 40 bucks.  It was pretty damn funny.  So finally it started.  Grand Buffett opened the night and they were decent.  They were a white rap group.  One of those guys had a Lisa Frank shirt on and he looked like Jacob White, maybe thats why i thought they were ok.  The next group up was Shazaam!  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!!  This group is the second worst ive ever seen.  They can thank Conechu Workshop for keeping them out of first place. They were like--i dont know--lets just call them "Suck Dickabilly!!!".  Finally Wesley performed--Man is his ass fat--id say 450 at least.  He played "Fuck with me and find out", "David Letterman", "Suck an Irish Setters Dick", "Suck a caribous ass",  "Batman whooped my ass", and a bunch of other shit.  The crowd was full of 30 year olds.  I guess you never grow out of Wesley.