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Extended AIM Profile

This is basically a really big profile.  Why?  Well, two reasons : 1) AIM Profiles never give you enough space to say what you want most of the time 2) I got really bored one day, figured why not?

EAPMAX: Extended AIM Profile v.2.0

EAPMAX2 - October 4, 2005

While this EAP is part of the "BlogMix 50th Post Celebration" (I definitely made that up at post #48), its almost a celebration in its own right.  This is EAP Number 40.  It's also the going to be the last EAP for a long, long, long while.  This is what is known in the entertainment industry as an "indefinite hiatus."


EAPMAX1 - June 18, 2005

My first day of freedom.  It's almost as if the last year was a bad dream.  Anyways, Four Years and 39 EAPs later, the Extended AIM Profile finally gets a graphical overhaul.  While its nothing flashy, it is efficient.  Sometimes simple is good.  Two points of interest - The return of "Terence" as a full-time editor and the ability to choose your background music.  The latter came as a result not of me being nice, but because trying to get music to be compatible in Firefox and Internet Explorer w/o it eating all of Geocities' bandwidth is more trouble than its worth. :-P


Post Grad (also known as entertaining myself in Purgatory)

EAP Post Grad 6 - April 24, 2005

4 pages of complete nonsense.  Truthfully, I think its shorter than four pages.  I just made the font a little bigger so it was easier to read.  Hopefully this is one of the last EAPs written from the desk in the far back corner of Purgatory.  Note of Interest: Post Grad 6 coincides with the unveiling of a facebook page.  Expect for these two to be used in tandem often.


EAP Post Grad 5 - February 8, 2005

The first EAP of the New Year.  And it's only a month after the fact.  A throwback to EAPs of yesteryear.  A nice even mix of storytime and random thoughts that cross my mind.  Also more pot-shots at the RAW column than necessary.  Business as usual apparently.


EAP Post Grad 4 - December 11-25, 2004

Should be titled "EAP: Storytime."  I don't think I make one coherent point at all in this entry.  The stories are interesting.  Well, at least to me they are.  Might be a biased opinion considering I lived the stories.  Interesting for the variation on how shoutouts were done.  That'll raise the hit count.  Yeah, that's the ticket.


EAP Post Grad 3 - October 10-25, 2004

More classic randomness.  Or something like that.  Cool if not just for the fact that "Castles In The Sky" is actually getting airtime outside of a strip club or a videogame where you dance on a 3x3 mat to little flashing arrows.


EAP Post Grad 2 - August 1, 2004

Basically should be titled "A Day In The Life Of T_Piddy."  Quite possibly my favorite EAP.  Favorite Part: Me managing to compare professional wrestlers to exotic dancers and actually having it make perfect sense.  Well, that is if you know a lot about wrestling and strippers.


EAP Post Grad - June 2-24, 2004

The EAP enters the "Real World."  Not really, but it sounds good.  Basically me writing about some girl grabbing my balls and comparing and contrasting Clemson's night life against that of Columbia.  Also of special note: this is the EAP where "Get Some Crunk In Yo System" became the offical T_Piddy theme song.


Senior Year

EAP Final 3: Senior Memories - April 21, 2004

Technically the RAW column from this week is the "real" EAP.  But as we all know (and the only reason anyone reads this thing) there is no EAP without the shoutouts.  Considering the lack of shoutouts from the prior column, I think damn near everyone should be pleased.


EAP Final 2 - March 29, 2004

I'm a liar.  *shrugs*  I'm over it.


EAP Final  - October 19 - November 8, 2003

Last one ever.  Decided to actually put some effort into it.  A little mix of humor, social commentary, an inner thoughts that were later stripped away into the RAW columns.


First EAP from Senior Year - August 23, 2003

An EAP created just for the sole intention of setting up the Final one.  I'm all about drama and buildup.  I'm a wrestling fan.  You expected different?


EAP Summer 2k3 - June 29, 2003

EAP that describes what I thought during the summer.  I think when I wrote it I was missing my normal friends, but starting to form new bonds w/ the Orientation Ambassadors.  There's also a few references of some people I wasn't too fond of during the summer.


Junior Year

nWo EAP - April 22, 2003

Definitely the EAP that got me in the most trouble.  I came out with a box full of knives and nailed every target I was aiming at.  As a result, some friendships have strengthened.  Others have shattered.  Guess which ones don't bother me.


WAR EAP - March 14-19, 2003

Hmm…  Looks like its just me being random.  Slight touches of what would later build up into the nWo EAP, but nothing no one would catch unless they knew I was talking about them specifically.


Lost Extended AIM Profile 2 - March 13, 2003

Who knows?  I think most of this one was me feeling lonely or retarded.  I dunno.  Most of it was scrapped, the rest went into the WAR EAP.


Nice Guys Finish Last - December 18, 2002

Yeah.  This one was written over a girl.  Not a real EAP.  Written moreso as a way of releasing thoughts.  I can hear Kelli and Michele laughing at me now.  Next topic…  :-P


EAP that can't be located - December 15, 2002

This EAP goes w/ the Nice Guys Finish Last one.  Dunno what's in it.


Lost Extended AIM Profile - December 7, 2002

Most of this one was trashed.  Some of it trickled into the preceding 2 EAPs.  Here for archival purposes.


First EAP from Junior Year - October 25, 2002

Very happy EAP.  Introduction of what would later become a major part/drawback of the EAP - estrogen.


Sophomore Year

Last EAP from Sophomore Year - April 1-14, 2002

This EAP is great just for the link to the Tiger 1 Kid's webpage.  Little drops of heart break and other brain matter scattered about.  Nothing too dramatic.


Quickest EAP Turnaround Ever - February 18, 2002


Valentine's Day EAP - February 14-16, 2002


The EAP with no real name :-) - January 12, 2002

Cecil's Fourth EAP Entry - January 7, 2001

Yeah, I don't think me nor Cecil really had anything worth too much to talk about here.

Looks like we were both just glad to be back in Clemson.


Winter Sophomore Yr. EAP - November 30 - December 1, 2001

Interesting only for the 3 points I brought up in there.  Which at the time of me writing it, I thought were some of the most brilliant observations ever.


Shalloween - October 27-31, 2001

1st EAP special edition.  It was supposed to have a theme of things that were scary.  Looking back on it, I pretty much failed at it.  Everyone did enjoy the story I tossed in there tho.  I thought it was bad 4 years ago when I wrote it, I thought it was bad 2 yrs ago when I dug it up, and I still think its bad.  Yeah, I linked it up for people to read now.  ;-)


Cecil's Third EAP Entry  - October 23, 2001

Fall Sophomore Yr EAP - October 22, 2001

Breaks down my first strip club experience.  Another heartbreaking experience.  And some pondering of where in the hell the last ten years went.  Football talk also.


EAP Double Pack - September 26 & September 29, 2001

Cecil's Second EAP Entry - September 6, 2001


September 11th EAP - September 15, 2001

An EAP that holds a very special place in my heart.  The only EAP where I didn't use any metaphors.  Any side comments.  Any vague references.  And considering the topics I was speaking about, that means a lot to me.  Still tears me up when I read it sometimes.


Cecil's First EAP Foray - August 27, 2001

First EAP from Sophomore Year - August 23, 2001

Rather positive EAP.  Really glad to be back after that 4-month break at home.  More of a commentary on what I had seen/experienced lately.  First, and unfortunately only time, that the Konami Kode is mentioned in an EAP.  Also marks the beginning of the Tag-Team collaboration between me and Cecil on the EAPs.


EAP Originals

EAP Summer 2k1 Blowout - August 1, 2001


Random Musings 5 - July 11, 2001     Random Musings 4 - June 29, 2001

Random Musings 3 - June 25, 2001    Random Musings 2 - June 16, 2001

Random Musings 1 - June 6, 2001


First EAP - May 22, 24, 27, 29, 2001

*shakeshead*  These are awful.  Repeat reallyl awful.  They're also extremely short.

Kinda surprising that I wasn't as long winded as I am now.