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Touqueman Merchandise
Not actually for Sale... Click on the images to see them enlarged!
Green Guy is Dumb: If you can read this description, you can buy this shirt!
Cookie Monsters:
Mark the Blackbelt's famous quote!
How's My Driving Airship:
Hasn't come up yet in the comic series, so keep watching.
+99 Stupidness:
Just when you thought this site couldn't get stupider...
Solid? Liquid? Meta-Solid?: Nope! Just a regular snake! Had you going for a second though!
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