Torgo's Shack

Torgo's Shack Hello, there. I am Torgo. I take care of the place while The Master is away. I don't know if you should enter... after all, The Master would not approve, but then again, there is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here. So you might as well stick around and browse this sad excuse for a web page that is...

If, by any chance, you're familiar with this page from years past, you may remember how an evil little bastard named Max Wheeler took it over for a time. Well, we took care of him... ha ha ha ha ha ha. My decision is made and I won't be selling the shack again, not ever. (Learn more about Max here; dig an example of his evil lies here.)

YOUR OPTIONS:

THE TORGO FAQ
You've got questions? I've got answers. Please read this before e-mailing me, or I might have to do something craaaazy.

TORGO'S PIZZA PALACE
A disturbing glance into my life. Winner of the Pulitzer Prize. Seriously.

TORGO'S QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Drop by and answer my latest sorry excuse for an insightful survey question. Your choices are unlimited; say whatever you want. New question every Monday, if you're lucky.

THE AMAZING BLINKING PAGE!
Don't even bother with this if you don't have Netscape. Unless you're really curious, and if you are, I pity you.

CONTACT TORGO!
Get some useful advice from the man himself. Got problems? Torgo can help; he used to be a psychiatrist, but he hasn't been the same since THE CRASH. (And just remember: Everybody huuuuuurts... sometimes.)

MESSAGE BOARD!
Yeah, you know what it is. Go fetch.

LINKS
This page contains, of all things, links. Wanna get your site listed here? Let me know! I'll give you some publicity (sort of).

COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT
The one and only place to vent your hatred of my page! Not only do you get to insult me, you also get a pointless response from me on this little page. What a deal!

TORGO'S EXTRAS
The ugly old main page!
Wheeler's Shack (R.I.P.)

people have accidentally stumbled upon this web page since June 18, 1998.

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© 1998 Torgo Productions

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