| So Hot it Hurts |
| Contrary to popular belief, it's hard to be so damn awesome all the time. I mean, really. Here is a list of the drawbacks. |
| * My hand gets tired from having to sign my autograph over and over again * Sometimes the masseuse just doesn't get the rub quite right * I need at least 13 hours of sleep in order to face all my interviews. * What do I do with so much money?!?! * People are always cramping my style * It's hard for men to compete with me in bed; they just can't handle it * Everytime I win an award, I always have to thank the same people over and over... * Awards shows just aren't as surprising when I win in every category. * This business needs more competition. |
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