Date:
Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:45:49 -0000
To:
Subject:
How is your health
From:
s.adams@gala.net
From: Mrs.Sandra Adams.
Country Cote d'ivire,
in west Africa.
Dear Good Friend ,
Good to write you,I have a proposal for you,Your profile
pushed me to send you this mail,
I am Mrs.Sandra Adams, My husband was a highly international
reputable busnness magnet-(a cocoa merchant) who operated
in the capital of Ivory coast,Abidjan during his days. It
is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in Europe
during one of his business trips abroad last year.
Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to
have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled
with him at that time.
But God knows the truth!.
Before his death of my husband,he called me when he is the
hospital and told me that he has the sum of
(USD$13.500,000) in one metallic trunk box(Consignment) and
he deposited with one of the leading security company here
in abidjan.
He further told me that he deposited the consignment in my
name and advice meto make an arrangement with my only son
and move the consignment to any
choosen country.
I am just a young lady with only one Son Henry and really
don't know what to do,this is because of I have suffered a
lot set backs as a result of political
crisis here in Ivory coast.
My reason for contacting you, is for you to kindly assist
us
financially so we can be able to pay for the demurrage
charges accumulated so far.we are also contacting you for
your professional and international business advice and
assistance on how I can move this assets to your Country
and my
late husband made me to know that the security company
officials does not know the real content of the box.
please take note.
The death of my husband actually brought sorrow to my life.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this
regards to help me out.
Now permit me to ask these few questions.
1. Can you honestly help me ?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be
good for you? Please,
Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Thank
you so much as you read this mail comprehensively and get
back to me.
My sincere regards,
Mrs Sandra Adams
Please reply via this very box (sonsandra@netscape.net
totallycraigdack@yahoo.com.au wrote
G'day Sandra, thanks for asking about my health, and I hope I can help you in your financial plans.
My health has been pretty good lately, but I had a bit of a rendezvous with a lady on friday night who had a bit of a tang about her - I almost had to hold my breath - but anyway, since then I've had this burning sensation whenever I take a piss.
I’m glad that my profile pushed you to write to me, as I’m pretty proud of my reputation around Bathurst. At last year’s Easter Show I drank three 600ml chocolate Mooves in a row and then ate a box of Cheezles before I went on the Gravatron. I took a spot next to Owen Mosher – who ran off with my ex and stole my jaffle maker a while back - anyway, after about 1 minute I covered him with a thick spray of brown and orange. So yeah, I got a fair bit of respect around here after that.
So you think your husband’s uncle killed him! That is really tragic. I’ve got a sus uncle, but he wouldn’t do anything that bad. He just lays turds on slippery-dips at playgrounds then slides down ‘em. I think he craves attention.
So in answer to your questions,
1. I can totally help you
2. You can totally trust me
3. I think 25% is good for me. It means I can retire to the beachside mansion that Wally Lewis used to own. Also, I could start a mobile car detailing consultancy agency. I wouldn’t actually do the detailing, just tell ‘em what they should get done to their cars. I’m good at that.
Anyway, I hope I can help you and your son with a deal that is good for all of us,
Totally yours,
Craig Dack
sonsandra@netscape.net wrote:
Dear Craig Dack,
Thanks for your mail and also thanks for your willingness to assist me and my son in this most valued transaction. I believed that you are the one whom God has elected to carry out the mission of helping me and my son in this transaction.
I want you to be rest assured that this transaction is 100% genunie and risk free and my promise to you is that it is going to be to the mutual benefit of our both families as soon as we successfuly finalise this transaction. I will offer you 15% of the total money and also maped out 5% of the total money for any expenses which you may incure during this transaction.
Without wasting time, I will like you to send the following information to me so that I can submit it to the security company here as the particulars of my late husband's foreign business partner/beneficiary of the deposited box to be claim:
* Your full names/date & place of birth * Your full residential address * Private tel/fax numbers * Profession/marital status.
As soon as you send all these information to me, I will submit them to the security company and also send you all the documents issued to my late husband by the security company on the day he deposited the box for you to be fully away of the details and also contact the security company and inform them of your readiness to come down here for the cliam of the box as the beneficiary. We are laying all our hope and trust in you now believing God that you will not betray our trust in you.
Please you should promise me that you will keep the confidentiality of this transaction and also promise not to sit on the money when we claim it because you will champion every curse of investment we will undertake there in your country as a citizen. So please you should look for a lucrative and profitable investment which we will invest with the money there in your country.
May God bless you as you get back to me soonest, Sandra and son.
Dear Sandra,
You pay me a great compliment by saying that I have been chosen by God to help you carry out this transaction. Actually, this one time Chooky Fowler and I ate these mad mushies and I actually believed I was God for about three days. I don't remember much about it, but apparently I went down to the take-away and was chucking Chiko Rolls and Passiona at the staff and yelling "This is my body, this is my blood!" They won't serve me anymore. Which sucks, cos I'm dying for a Chiko.
Here's the information you need:
Name: Craig Troy Dack
Date & place of birth: 29/03/1974 Bathurst, NSW, AUSTRALIA
Address: 69 Chikoroll Ave Bathurst NSW, AUSTRALIA
phone: 2678 012
Profession: pork boner
Marital status: single (wink wink)
That reminds me, since your husband has unfortunately passed away, you should totally think about coming out to Australia to hook up with me. I'm pretty hot and not too fussy about putting out, as long as I've got a few drinks in me. So at least you'll get a guaranteed root for your outlay of a plane ticket and a few schooners. And with your hubby's money we could both go and live in Wally Lewis's mansion. We could put in a bowling alley and turn the spa into a huge deep-fryer that you could put a whole wild pig into!
Anyway, let me know what else I can do for you.
Thanks for your mail and also thanks for the information you sent to me, I have today successfuly submitted it to the security company and also appoint you as the beneficiary of the box deposited by my late husband.
Please try your best to do what ever they will ask you to do so that the box can be released to you. Please when contacting the security company, do not alow them to know that the box contains money as my late husband deposited it as containing Family Treasures belonging to his foreign business partner for them not to inspect the box to find out that it is money. Please keep to this instruction The contacts of the security company are as follows: TRANS-WORLD SECURITY FINANCE AND TRUST COMPANY 13 B.P. 2741 Abidjan 13 Cote D'Ivoire Rue 34 Avenue Marseille Zone 4 Tel: 00225 05726396 Fax: 00225 22525004 EMAIL: twsft@ny.com CONTACT PERSON: FR. FRANCIS COULIBALY ( DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS ) Please , you should tell the security company that you are ready to cliam the box and I will like you to come down here so that we can go together to the security company for the claim of the box. Please do not forget to let me know the out come communication bewteen you and the security company as soon as you contact them. I and my son are now laying all our hope and trust in you, please do not betray us or disappoint us as you promised to assist us with all your heart. Thanks and remain blessed as I await to hear from you soonest,
Sandra and son.
Thanks Sandra,
I'll use the best of my charm and artistic skills to ensure the release of the box.
Dear Francis Coulibaly,
I'm writing to you to gain possession of a box belonging to Ms Sandra Adams. She totally said I could pick it up for her. There's absolutely no money or anything in the box. It's just a plain box, okay? So you should totally give it to me. Sandra also mentioned that I should do whatever I can to get this box (which does not contain millions of dollars or anything like that). So I have attached a picture which illustrates how persuasive I can be. Just ask Owen Mosher.
Totally Craig Dack
TWSFT CI <twsft@ny.com> wrote:
ATTN: MR. CRAIG DACK Sir, We write to inform you that we are in receipt of your mail stating that you are the partner to Mrs. Sandra Adams and also the bonafide beneficiary of the deposited consignment in our security custody. Be informed that before your said consignment will be realised to you, there will be a Change of Ownership to do on your behalf at the High Court of Justice through the assistance of our attaché attorney been that the consignment was not deposited in your name. This will authorise us legaly to release your consignment to you without any wrinkles. Therefore, all the information submitted to us by your partner will be used for the obtaining of the Change of Ownership on your behalf. We hereby inform you that the Change of Ownership will cost you the sum of US$950 ( Nine Hundred and Fifty United States Dollars only). You are hereby advised to pay the said fees through Western Union Money Transfer with the name and address below: Name : Miss. Obiageri Nwosu ( Accounting Officer ) Address: Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire ( West Africa ) You should send the payment details immediately you made the payment of the Change of Ownership fees as been instructed to enable our attaché attorney to go to the High Court of Justice here in Abidjan to swear in affidavit for the change of ownership. You are also advised to indicate to us if you will come down here for the claim of your consignment or will you like our compnay to ship the consignment to you there in your country through Diplomatic means. Thanks for your co-operation, while we await for your immediate hearing. Yours in Servcie, Dr. Francis Coulibaly. Twsft Director of Operations.
Thanks for giving me the OK to pick up the box. You wouldn't believe how much this means to me - I'm going to cop a root in Wally Lewis's old mansion!
Anyway, i've had a bit of trouble coming up with the change of ownership fee. But I can offer you an '86 Balmain guernsey signed by Garry Jack and some Wrestlemania videos and some 15% off Maccas vouchers. You'd be a complete drongo to pass it up.
Now gimme the box.
Totally Craig
Thanks for your mail and also thanks for your promise to do all your best to see that the security company release the box to you.
I and my son so much lay our hope in you and we also thank God that you are the elected one to assist us with all your heart. So please keep to your promise and alos make a place for me and my son there in your country because immediately the box is been released to you, we will join you over there to live and establish with you as one happy family.
Thanks and remain blessed and we will like you to send us your picture also let me know if you have contacted the security company,
I can't wait to have you over here. In fact, I just went and bought a huge industrial sized tub of KY Jelly! Do you like doggy-style?
I'll make youse a real nice dinner for when you get here. I was thinking about making a pine 'n swine pizza jaffle, using ham, pineapple, tomato paste and cheese. But as I metioned earlier, Owen Mosher stole my jaffle maker. Instead I think I'll make a baked bean casserole. It's where you empty a couple of cans of beans into a casserole dish, sprinkle on some breadcrumbs then bake it til it's kind of hard. Then serve with barbecue sauce.
Anyway, I've gotta send the security company $US950. So I'm taking my collection of Wrestlemania videos down to Cash Converters. And I'll see if my Mum's got any jewelery she doesn't need anymore.
As promised, here is a recent picture of me.
Dear Craig Dack, Thanks for your mail and also thanks for your picture which you sent to me. I am also happy with my son that you has promised to settle with the security company the money they requested from you. Please try your best to see that you send them the money and also for us to join you soonest as we cannot wait for joining you over there. I believed that you are very carering based on the dishes you mentioned. Please let the security company release the box to you this week okay. May God bless you as you send them the money as you promised, sandra and son.
Sorry Sandra, I may have paid for women before, but $950 is more than I can afford.
But feel free to use those recipes at home.