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| A Man Fell A man fell into a pit and could'nt get himself out, * A Subjective person came along and said, "I feel for you down there" *An Objective person came along and said, "It's logical that someone would fall down there". *A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits" *A Mathematician measured and calculated how deep the pit was. *A News Reporter wanted an exclusive of the story on the pit. * An IRS Agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit. * A Self-pitying man said, "You havent seen anything till you've seem My pit". * A Fire and brimstone preacher said, "You deserve your pit" * A Christian scientist observed, "The pit is just in your mind". * A Psychologist noted, "Your mother and father are to blame for you being in that pit". *An Optimist said, "Things vould be worse". *A Pessimist said, "Things will get worse". 'Jesus', seeing the man, tool him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit. |
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