-You dismiss all beers under 6% as 'for children and the elderly'
-You hum David Fosters '88 Olympic Theme in the shower
-You know that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police ((RCMP)) don't look like thall all the time.
-You make up patriotic lyrics to go along with David Fosters '88 Olympic Theme
-You cry when Gus 'drowned' in Road to Avonlea
-You remember when Alanis Morrissette was 'to hot to hold'
-You think its normal to have a grain elevator in yout backyard
-You watch MuchMusic constatly, in hopes of catching a fleeting glimps of The Tragically Hip
-You have an Inuit carving by your beside with the rationale "Whats good enough protection for the Prime Minister, is good enough for me!"
-You can sing 'O Canada' in French and know what the words mean
-Your backback has more than one Canadian flag Iron-on
-You've been on Speakers Corner
-You know more than three guys named Joe
-You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling sick
-You know that a 'Premier' isn't a baby born a few months early
-You actually watch the Gemini Awards, the Genie Awards, and the Juno Awards. You wonder why Stompin' Tom doesn't get his own category in all three. You scream passionately at the tv when your favorite Canadian preformers are overlooked by their respective academies.
-You think -10 C is mild weather
-You have twins named Donovan and Bailey
-You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky
-You know what happens in Evergreen Forest when Bert Raccoon wakes up
-You use beer instead of water when cooking
-You carry empty beer cans from your camping trip home so you can recycle them when you reach civiliztion
-You know what 'Canuba' is. You think it's pretty damn funny
-Your gravy boat is shaped like the Bluenose
- You refuse to consume chocolate that doesn't come from either Smarties, Coffee Crisp, or Laura Secord format
-You die a little inside if you can't get your Tim's double-double every morning
-Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize
-You accidently stepped on someones foot. You apologize, and then apologize for making them apologize
-You know who Foster Hewitt is
-You've actually said "Stay where yer at, till I gets where yer to"
-You pity people who haven't tasted a 'beavertail'
-You've got some rocks and need to leave an important message -- lucky you know how to build an innukshuk!
-You have at least one ROOTS sweatshirt that always smells of beer
-Your Saturday nights include eating beans and brown bread while watching Hockey Night in Canada
-You wonder why Esther Canadas has been blessed with both beauty and the coolest name on the planet
-Your such a hardcore Canadian punk that you use leftover ketchup-flavoured potatp chip 'residue' to dye your hair
-Your not offended by the tearn HOMO MILK
-You understand the phrase "Could you pass me the serviette, I just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield"
-You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars
-You drink Pop, not Soda
-You drive on a highway, not a freeway
-You have Canadiab Tire Money in your kitchen drawers
-You cried when you heard that Mr. Dressup had died
-You brag to Americans that Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and more care Canadian
-You know what a toque is
-You desine your Halloween costume to fit over your snowsuit
-You know what its pronounced ZED not ZEE
-You live in a house with no front steps, but the door is a meter from the ground
-Your local newspaper covers the national news in two pages, and hockey in 6
-You know the four Canadian seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Road Work/Construction
-You know when its 25 degree's outside, its warm
-You understand the Labatt Blue commercials
-You know how to pronounce and spell 'Saskatchewan'
-You think that -40 C is only a bit chilly
-The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer
-You attend a formal occasion in your best clothes, finest jewelery and your Sorrels
-You can play road hockey on skates
-You know what an important word 'Eh' is