Crispy Crunch
Coffee Crisp
The football fields are bigger, and we have one less Down
Lacross is Canadian
Hockey is Canadian
Basketball is Canadian
The biggest flag ever flown/seen at any Olympics were Canadian..And the second time the flag had to be smuggled in, cause it was banned after the first time.
Mr Dress-up
Much Music
Maple Syrup
Our cool beer commercials/contests and beer company give a ways. Example: The Molson Canadian House Party ...were you get to keep the house, trashed or not.
In the war of 1812, we pushed the Americans so far back, passed the White House, burned it, and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored so we went home and partied. Go figure.
Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany and the largest English population that never surrendered or withdrew during any war.
We knew plaid was cool way before Seattle caught on
The Hudson's Bay company once owned over 10% of the earths surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company
The average dog sled team can still killl and devour a full grown human in under three minutes
We still know what ro do with all the parts ofa buffalo
The Canadian Civil War was a bar fight that lasted little over an hour
We don't marry our kin-folk
We invented ski-doo's, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, zambonis, the long distance and short distance wave radios that save countless lives each year and the handles on beer cases big enough to fit your hand through with mittens on
We can hum the tune to 'Definition'
We've ALL have stuck our tounges on frozen metal and lived to tell the tale
We can out drink anybody!
Our elections only take one day