Tonight on this episode of STOLEN CONVO CLIPS!!! see if you're funny enough (or weird enough) to make it in
(giving credit where credit is due, I stole this concept and the intro from the lovely and talented Lillian Bess
Grammar, spelling and language have been left alone because I just don't give a damn!
DramaWiz210: what do you want to be in your next life?
DramaWiz210: i think in mine i want to be either a fish or a Canadian
TheCuddleBug45: that's funny that you'd equate being Canadian with being a fish
DramaWiz210: perhaps a canadian fish?
Pantoufle Bunni (10:09:43 PM): u r going to go to canadian hell now
DramaWiz210 (10:58:22 PM): yeah, i woulda brought u home, but that would have involved...
DramaWiz210 (10:58:26 PM): bringing u home
Smoothi389 (10:58:31 PM): ass wipe
Smoothi389 (10:58:38 PM): u really don't know how close i live to hall!
DramaWiz210 (10:58:49 PM): if u live so fucking close
DramaWiz210 (10:58:51 PM): walk
Smoothi389 (10:59:07 PM): it's dark!!!!!1
DramaWiz210 (10:59:26 PM): buy a flashlight
PhatCat571 (10:25:07 PM): remember, im always here when ya need someone to bitch to, unless im not, like this
weekend when ill be in new jersey
PhatCat571 (10:25:14 PM): but otherwise im here
rrent82 (10:47:21 PM): i know if you slept with a guy you would like it
rrent82 (10:47:32 PM): there is no doubt in my mind
DramaWiz210 (1:12:54 AM): I was singing "We Shall Overcome" yesterday during lunch and these 2 girls tried to shut
XoXoEpiphanyXoXo (1:13:09 AM): lol
XoXoEpiphanyXoXo (1:13:20 AM): how so?
DramaWiz210 (1:14:03 AM): I yelled "I'm being silenced by the white man" which would have been funnier if some
people didn't already think I'm black
DramaWiz210 (1:14:11 AM): I just have a good tan dammit!
XoXoEpiphanyXoXo (1:14:55 AM): your storys are so compelling
DramaWiz210 (8:21:57 PM): yeah well i was short of breath during part of my show wednesday night, so i had to have
someone cover for me for the last 5 minutes of the first act while i searched (in vain) for my inhaler
DramaWiz210 (8:23:03 PM): i finally came into the audience during intermission and yelled (with the air i had
left) "does anyone have an inhaler"
DramaWiz210 (8:23:07 PM): and someone did
DramaWiz210 (8:23:10 PM): thank god
DramaWiz210 (8:23:30 PM): i told one of my stage crew if i dropped dead, they had to take my job
DramaWiz210 (8:23:40 PM): so i had her praying for me to survive
DramaWiz210 (11:13:04 PM): so are you gonna be the next me, or am i gonna have to pick a less adequate
Nolan1986 (11:13:17 PM): yes i am goin to be the next u
DramaWiz210 (2:11:53 PM): on a completely diferent topic, for which i both blame and credit my ADD...
analisems (2:12:00 PM): lol
DramaWiz210 (2:27:31 AM): "PhatCat571 (10:19:31 PM): dont do anything to stupid, get yourself some fine females,
just dont have too much sex
PhatCat571 (10:20:00 PM): do some work from time to time, get some decent ass grades so u dont have to hear
lectures from me or my dad"
Myrddin Fyre (2:27:47 AM): too late
Myrddin Fyre (2:27:50 AM): for the sex thingyyyayayay
analisems (11:16:25 AM): that looked good! why'd your date make you walk out?
DramaWiz210 (11:17:26 AM): date? bah, i wouldn't go on a date with her if she paid me, she's had more action than
a bruce lee movie...
DramaWiz210 (12:21:20 AM): it's a thin line between sad and cool
analisems (12:21:28 AM): veeeeeeeery thin
analisems (12:21:35 AM): I think you and I both crossed it long ago.
analisems (12:21:41 AM): Well, at least we've got company
DramaWiz210 (4:40:19 PM): oh well...it'll snow eventually...and i will throw snowballs at my sisters and all will
be right with the world
analisems (4:40:42 PM): ah
DramaWiz210 (4:41:28 PM): and perhaps i shall even find a way to throw a snowball at you
DramaWiz210 (4:41:30 PM): hah!
analisems (4:42:05 PM): and then I will find a way to stuff a snowball down your neck, and you will be sad and
DramaWiz210 (12:54:09 AM): "Um, hi, I'm andrew and i watched way too much tv as a kid"
Dramaqt510 (12:55:58 AM): "Um, hi, I'm Sara and I'm a little concerned about the fact that my friend Andrew is
only attracted to lesbians..."
DramaWiz210 (12:57:15 AM): LOL
DramaWiz210 (12:57:42 AM): i'm not attracted to them because they are lesbians (though lots of guys like
that...it's not my cup of tea really)
Dramaqt510 (12:57:49 AM): hahahahaha
JadeAngelWings25 (7:22:55 PM): Such a random message to send to Andrew, becuse your away message is boring. And
also because Lyndsay and I are plotting your doom- wait, you didn't just read that. Just ignore that.
DramaWiz210 (4:47:15 AM): pissed = mad or pissed = drunk?
Sweetipen5 (4:48:09 AM): no not drunk
Sweetipen5 (4:48:15 AM): i havent drank anything in almost 3 weeks
Sweetipen5 (4:48:30 AM): well, havent drank alcohol...but i HAVE drank...but water, and juice and iced tea of
DramaWiz210 (12:36:40 AM): blah blah blah
Myrddin Fyre (12:36:53 AM): yakkety yak yak yak
DramaWiz210 (12:37:03 AM): yada yada yada
Myrddin Fyre (12:37:11 AM): etc etc etc
DramaWiz210 (12:37:30 AM): hmm...i can't top that...damn
Chaos and Order2 (10:57:27 PM): good night sleep tight watch out for Kristinas bite
DramaWiz210 (3:37:13 AM): is she cute? is she Jewish? lol
Myrddin Fyre (3:38:04 AM): cute, mexican, and very taken lol
Myrddin Fyre (3:38:25 AM): my friend visiting on that weekend is jewish and cute
Myrddin Fyre (3:38:35 AM): but being a guy, im not sure how interested youd be :-P
Queen Isis T (12:53:04 AM): *big huge dramatic sigh* How can life go on? How?
Queen Isis T (12:53:11 AM): *faints*
DramaWiz210 (12:53:47 AM): hehe
Queen Isis T (12:54:16 AM): :-P
Queen Isis T (12:54:25 AM): I hope you know that I fainted onto you
DramaWiz210 (12:54:31 AM): aww :-)
DramaWiz210 (12:54:38 AM): and i caught you
DramaWiz210 (12:54:45 AM): i almost didn't, but then i did
Queen Isis T (12:54:46 AM): Phew!
SEStargirl14 (9:16:26 PM): amanda says
SEStargirl14 (9:16:29 PM): OY GEVALT
SEStargirl14 (9:16:32 PM): i look like crap
DramaWiz210 (9:16:46 PM): no worries, me too
DramaWiz210 (9:16:47 PM): llol
SEStargirl14 (9:16:48 PM): lol ... these shiksas ... i will NEVER for the life of me understand them
Tybot123 (9:04:06 PM): Are you calling me a whore?!
analisems (12:19:08 AM): I just got cast IN A MUSICAL. I don't know what that director is smoking, but I think I
could use some
Pantoufle Bunni (9:52:14 PM): my subconbsious is just rocking like that
Marry me Skszp (4:55:21 PM): happy chanucksdhgjshgiu
Marry me Skszp (4:55:30 PM): damn jews with their spelling
DramaWiz210: I would go out with Judy Garland if she were alive and 70 years younger than she would be
prittygirly2k: does that mean ur oppinion is crap
DramaWiz210: no...it means judy garland was damn sexy when she was 18
Jeepers2 (9:37:12 PM): i hate people who proverbially hang on you
becklespeck (11:21:38 PM): because everyone knows that show better than the fucking bible
becklespeck (11:21:47 PM): except in all fairness idont really know the bible all that well
Pantoufle Bunni (4:27:21 PM): one of my many
Pantoufle Bunni (4:27:22 PM): many
Pantoufle Bunni (4:27:24 PM): MANY
Pantoufle Bunni (4:27:30 PM): admirers.
DramaWiz210 (4:27:38 PM): many admirers?
Pantoufle Bunni (4:27:39 PM): well
DramaWiz210 (4:27:40 PM): hmm...
Pantoufle Bunni (4:27:40 PM): if
Pantoufle Bunni (4:27:48 PM): many x 3 = 1
Pantoufle Bunni (4:27:53 PM): then thats about right...
Pantoufle Bunni (9:33:29 PM): and he's form alaska!
DramaWiz210 (9:33:33 PM): nice
Pantoufle Bunni (9:33:37 PM): thats almost canada!
Striders Riddle (1:32:40 AM): how about ROTK is like Pizza
DramaWiz210 (1:32:55 AM): your mom is like pizza
Striders Riddle (1:33:15 AM): no, my mom is more like a calzone
Pantoufle Bunni (10:20:24 PM): i think that is the most confused i have ever seen anyone outside of math class
(This wasn't from a conversation with me...but it was funny)
TheCuddleBug45: you should stalk people with your name
TheCuddleBug45: then if they get a restraining order it'd be like they were getting one against themselves
TheCuddleBug45: and you'd be all like, "stop restraining yourself. no REALLY, stop restraining yourself you silly
silly pathetic bastard"
adozENDyINGroSes (11:55:08 AM): How do they cram all that gram into Golden Grams?
DramaWiz210 (11:55:57 AM): i'm not too sure but i'm almost certain it involves a rocket of some sort
becklespeck (12:09:46 AM): hehehehehehe
becklespeck (12:09:47 AM): hahahahaha
becklespeck (12:09:49 AM): hohoohohoh
becklespeck (12:09:51 AM): huhuhuhuh
becklespeck (12:09:58 AM): the u doesnt work but you get the point
milkywayfarer (5:33:44 PM): it was a high class party: me, my germs, and my hives
milkywayfarer (5:33:46 PM): we boogeyed
milkywayfarer (5:33:52 PM): boogied?
milkywayfarer (5:34:00 PM): in any case, we got down with our bad selves
broadwaybaby653:or....if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and one wheel falls off how many pancakes fit into a
BlooKanari:red because pancakes are square.
broadwaybaby653:none..ice cream doesn't have bones!!
BlooKanari:bone flavored ice cream does!
becklespeck (11:54:21 AM): and alexa joel lives on the floor below stephanie and steph is friends with her
roommate or something so she was in the room but alexa was home for the weekend
DramaWiz210 (11:55:03 AM): i wanna meet alexa joel
becklespeck (11:55:08 AM): ME TOO
DramaWiz210 (11:55:07 AM): and marry her
DramaWiz210 (11:55:21 AM): and then have lots of rich little babioes
becklespeck (11:55:20 AM): but she has billys looks and christies talent
becklespeck (11:55:23 AM): aka NOTHING
DramaWiz210 (12:15:30 AM): she just sent me a text message
Dramaqt510 (12:15:42 AM): awww
DramaWiz210 (12:16:24 AM): of course she wrote happy biqthday...but i think she meant birthday
Dramaqt510 (12:17:01 AM): no i think it is code for some kind of special birthday
DramaWiz210 (12:17:01 AM): or else today is biqthday and i didn't even remember to buy a biqth
Flutterby453 (12:20:32 AM): ive gotten more and more signs that he likes me....
Flutterby453 (12:20:46 AM): hes been anti-facebook for years and i told him that i was on it and next day he
DramaWiz210 (12:20:54 AM): hmm...
Flutterby453 (12:20:59 AM): so i was all excited and then in his profile it said....
Flutterby453 (12:21:03 AM): Interested in: Men
Flutterby453 (12:21:32 AM): oh my silly little life
Dramaqt510 (9:28:04 PM): he goes "can u not tell people that i did some girl in ur bed?"
Dramaqt510 (9:28:17 PM): i said "can u not do girls in my bed?"
Flutterby453 (9:54:33 PM): oooh on thursday deborah and i are going to northampton!
Flutterby453 (9:54:41 PM): we're gonna try to blend in with the real lesbians
ABlissfulComa (11:20:01 PM): rash generalizations are the new pink
DramaWiz210 (11:20:43 PM): if pink is the new black and rash generalizations are the new pink, what are the new
ABlissfulComa (11:20:52 PM): the new black
Eldarionsreign (11:26:02 PM): I'm alive
DramaWiz210 (11:26:25 PM): damn! i must have cut the wrong cord on the car
Eldarionsreign (11:27:41 PM): sorry, better luck next time
aquasunflower42 (10:37:02 PM): tell ezra he's GOING to get his paper done
DramaWiz210 (10:37:17 PM): ezra
DramaWiz210 (10:37:20 PM): get your paper done
DramaWiz210 (10:37:28 PM): or i will withold sex
DramaWiz210 (10:37:32 PM): and i'm really good in bed
aquasunflower42 (10:37:36 PM): ::cheers::
aquasunflower42 (10:37:38 PM): YEAH!
aquasunflower42 (10:37:46 PM): EZRA'S GONNA DO HIS PAPER!!!
aquasunflower42 (10:37:49 PM): WOO HOOO!!!!
aquasunflower42 (10:37:53 PM): :-D
BeefSnellington (8:22:23 PM): Don't think I'm stalking you
BeefSnellington (8:22:35 PM): Cause I'm not....really......
DramaWiz210 (8:23:04 PM): well it all depends how you define stalking
BeefSnellington (8:23:13 PM): I'm writing this on a laptop in a van parked on the other side of your street,
BeefSnellington (8:46:08 PM): I'll be right back, I have to call my high school religion teachers and tell them
that they did a very poor job of teaching me anything.
DramaWiz210 (1:19:51 AM): it was
DramaWiz210 (1:20:00 AM): danielle and jess who saw us at the bagel place
DramaWiz210 (1:20:05 AM): eating bagels
trickswelligent (1:20:07 AM): oh
trickswelligent (1:20:12 AM): thats sexy
trickswelligent (1:20:15 AM): *rolls eyes*
DramaWiz210 (1:20:16 AM): i KNOW
trickswelligent (1:20:51 AM): well now you can eat sexier things than bagels
DramaWiz210 (1:21:07 AM): like chicken fries at burger king?
trickswelligent (1:21:18 AM): thats a tad bit more phallic
DramaWiz210 (1:29:52 AM): well THAT MUCH is in the boy handbook
DramaWiz210 (1:30:06 AM): "Chapter 3: How to be a Good Chair/Pillow"
trickswelligent (1:30:23 AM): what are chapters 1 and 2?
DramaWiz210 (1:31:12 AM): Chapter 1: Peeing Standing Up
DramaWiz210 (1:31:48 AM): Chapter 2: Sports & Beer
DramaWiz210 (1:31:57 AM): my copy had that chapter torn out
DramaWiz210: so when i get married, you get to be the best man
UVMusicMan: aww, shucks, thanks
DramaWiz210: (don't be too flattered...i mean how many guys do i know, right?)
UVMusicMan: 2, me and ezra
DramaWiz210: see the problem is this
DramaWiz210: if i only know 2 men
DramaWiz210: you'd have to be the Better Man
DramaWiz210: not the Best Man
(Matt, upon reading the above quote in an away message)
PhatCat571 (1:31:46 AM): damn it, its finally happened, im not longer a man...
becklespeck (11:21:38 PM): because everyone knows that show better than the fucking bible
becklespeck (11:21:47 PM): except in all fairness idont really know the bible all that well
DramaWiz210 (12:00:52 AM): and it was like...the first time that ever happened...
Flutterby453 (12:01:42 AM): well welcome to everyone elses world
DramaWiz210 (12:02:09 AM): i don't think i like everyone else's world
collegian linds (8:47:04 PM): platypi are adorable
collegian linds (8:47:17 PM): I wish I could birth one
collegian linds (8:47:29 PM): I'd keep it in our pool
Flutterby453 (12:45:52 AM): there's a statute of limitations on hookups
Flutterby453 (12:46:10 AM): after 3 years has passed, they're declared null and void
Flutterby453 (12:46:23 AM): that's a fact, you can look it up
Flutterby453 (12:49:27 AM): what's the point of hooking up with a girl who doesn't have a sister?
prittygirly2k (2:29:35 PM): makes me want to pretend to cry
OHemGEEitsSAMARA (12:25:39 AM): he's horny when he's drunk, im horny when im alive at all...
DramaWiz210 (3:25:05 PM): pick a random number between 1 and 115
Tybot123 (3:25:17 PM): 100
DramaWiz210 (3:25:39 PM): that's not very random is it?
Tybot123 (3:26:10 PM): it is when it's the first number I punched into my keypad
Tybot123 (3:28:45 PM): Would you rather I said 9?
DramaWiz210 (3:28:55 PM): yes
DramaWiz210 (3:28:57 PM): thank you
Tybot123 (3:29:08 PM): Kay
Tybot123 (3:29:13 PM): Welcome
Tybot123 (3:29:20 PM): *wonders what the number is for*
DramaWiz210 (3:29:57 PM): don't ask
Tybot123 (3:30:34 PM): I'll just assume it's something innocent =)
DramaWiz210 (3:31:02 PM): lol
DramaWiz210 (3:31:12 PM): how could it be something not innocent?
Tybot123 (3:31:32 PM): *shrug*
Tybot123 (3:31:42 PM): hence my assumption.
DramaWiz210 (2:44:50 AM): and wasn't the pledge of allegiance invented by the boy scouts?
collegian linds (2:45:02 AM): it actually wasn't
collegian linds (2:45:12 AM): it was invented by a man named Francis Bellamy
DramaWiz210 (2:46:34 AM): thats right...he was a minister or something...i feel like the boy scouts were somehow
involved in this whole thing
collegian linds (2:46:51 AM): they could be
DramaWiz210 (2:47:07 AM): when somethign shady is going on, they usually are involved
DramaWiz210 (2:47:12 AM): *shakes fist at boy scouts*
collegian linds (10:50:26 PM): chicks dig a man who can photocopy with proficiency.
collegian linds (10:59:31 PM): exactly.
DramaWiz210 (10:59:31 PM): exactly
collegian linds (10:59:35 PM): JINX
collegian linds (10:59:40 PM): YOU OWE ME A SODA.
collegian linds (10:59:48 PM): :-D
DramaWiz210 (10:59:50 PM): ok, so that's 4 soda's i owe you now
collegian linds (10:59:58 PM): I know, get with it
DramaWiz210 (11:00:02 PM): it's a real shame you don't drink soda
DramaWiz210 (9:12:50 PM): psych, i didn't say that last part
DramaWiz210 (9:13:04 PM): but i wanted to
DramaWiz210 (9:13:30 PM): wow, i haven't said "psych" siince 1996
DramaWiz210 (11:11:29 PM): who knows...some people take offense for no good reason at all
argyle polkadots (11:11:36 PM): hah true.
DramaWiz210 (11:12:06 PM): they're all like "I am offended as a human being living on this earth" and then i'm
like what the fuck does that even mean?
VelvetGlampyre (2:02:30 AM): thanks for getting me addicted to crack
VelvetGlampyre (2:02:34 AM): i mean Heroes
prittygirly2k (1:28:06 AM): she's leaving??
prittygirly2k (1:28:07 AM): when?
prittygirly2k (1:28:09 AM): for how long?
prittygirly2k (1:28:14 AM): is there risk of death?
prittygirly2k (1:28:15 AM): i mean...
prittygirly2k (1:28:21 AM): is the ice cream there good?
kgk2675 (12:34:36 AM): you go ahead and fuck a goat now
DramaWiz210 (12:35:14 AM): no thanks, i don't want your sloppy seconds
Pinkdivastar31 (12:51:35 AM): but its actually a different devastatingly handsome jewish boy
Pinkdivastar31 (12:51:38 AM): sorry
DramaWiz210 (12:52:09 AM): no need to apologize, you indirectly implied i'm devastatingly handsome...that's
consolation enough for me
Sailor Odd Child (12:11:00 AM): ew, and hogwarts doesn't sell condoms
DramaWiz210 (12:11:50 AM): wizards don't need condoms...all you do point your wand down there and say
Sailor Odd Child (12:58:34 AM): i can now kill a person with my tongue
MDreamr4 (8:26:56 PM): what is saturday's date?
DramaWiz210 (8:27:13 PM): August 25, 2007 A.D.
MDreamr4 (8:27:28 PM): ahh so we are in A.D.
MDreamr4 (8:27:33 PM): i was confused, thank you!
DramaWiz210 (8:27:54 PM): no worries...wouldn't want you to make plans and then accidentally show up 2000 years
before the birth of Christ
The Spam Vixen (8:27:37 PM): I'm losing my mind
DramaWiz210 (8:28:13 PM): you won't miss it as much as you think you will
The Spam Vixen (8:28:19 PM): AWWWWWWWW
DramaWiz210 (8:28:21 PM): trust me...i know...
DramaWiz210 (11:52:40 AM): good grammar there college girl
timeanconfusion (11:52:52 AM): doi
timeanconfusion (11:52:57 AM): i be learnin mad grammars
timeanconfusion (11:53:03 AM): in the kawlidge
The Spam Vixen (4:09:49 PM): I know this is on/near a Jewish holiday of some variety, so happy Jewish holiday! Or, if it's solemn and not supposed to be happy...then uh...sad Jewish holiday! (I wish I had a better memory.)
Pinkdivastar31 (11:34:58 PM): the boy practically has sex for breakfast
The Spam Vixen (5:51:43 PM): Andrew don't kid yourself. You love this show, you love the people, and you love French whores.
DramaWiz210 (12:55:56 AM): the only thing more fun than chilling with crazy drunk 50 year olds is chilling with crazy drunk 75 year olds.
AutoResponse from DramaWiz210: "When people say they don't want a return to the policies of the 90's, I
always wonder which part they didn't like: the peace or the prosperity?" ~ Hillary Clinton
Smocjpy: It must have been the peace. People seem to hate that. :P
darkangelSG1600 (10:37:24 PM): Prostitutes in South Dakota are still prohibited from plying their trade out of a covered wagon.
DramaWiz210 (10:40:14 PM): damn it! so much for my summer plans for my trip to South Dakota!
darkangelSG1600 (10:35:35 PM): Andrew! You get around like an STD!
DramaWiz210 (6:54:45 PM): i'm leaving now
DramaWiz210 (6:54:48 PM): once i find socks
DramaWiz210 (6:55:00 PM): (as in the footwear, not the Clintons' cat
The Spam Vixen (6:55:27 PM): if you were looking for the ex-president's cat, I'd have reason to believe you were in no state to drive
DramaWiz210 (9:12:58 PM): i'm a bigger theatre geek and movie geek than i am computer geek...so those overshadow my computer geekiness
Elwing120 (9:14:19 PM): You should combine the two. You can be the star of a new musical written entriely in binary.
DramaWiz210 (9:15:31 PM): Haha, we could call it 010000100110100101101110011000010111001 001111001001110100010000001010100011010 000110010100100000010011010111010101110 01101101001011000110110000101101100
phatcat571 (11:32:25 PM): have u ever googled your sn?
phatcat571 (11:32:27 PM): because
phatcat571 (11:32:28 PM): randomly
phatcat571 (11:32:32 PM): i googled mine last week
phatcat571 (11:32:34 PM): and this website came up
phatcat571 (11:32:35 PM): http://www.oocities.com/totth820/stolen.html
phatcat571 (11:32:44 PM): half the conversations are ones with u and other people
phatcat571 (11:32:55 PM): theres like one of me in there
DramaWiz210 (11:33:30 PM): uh-huh...and?
phatcat571 (11:33:38 PM): isnt it... weird?
DramaWiz210 (11:33:44 PM): how so?
phatcat571 (11:33:50 PM): did u go to the website?
DramaWiz210 (11:34:02 PM): i don't have to, it's mine
phatcat571 (11:34:05 PM): lol
phatcat571 (11:34:06 PM): it is?