Lacy: No way, I can’t believe it!
Justme: Why can’t you?
Cowboy: Yes, why can’t you?
Lacy: Because I know Toukie and she is just trying to pull my leg!
Toukie: No she isn’t. It’s true! Ask Angela when she comes in, she will tell you!
Lacy: and how would she know for sure?
Toukie: I forwarded the email to her.
Cowboy: but Lacy’s right, that doesn’t mean it came from him, though
Toukie: are you guys calling me a liar?
Lacy: well......
Toukie: Bite me, brat!
Cowboy: don’t do it, Lacy. It’s a trick. After you bite her, she will have control over your soul forever
Justme: are you talking from personal experience, Lorenzo? Is that why you are so weird?
Cowboy: Bree, that was not really nice!
Justme: Yeah well, live with it!
Cowboy: :P
Justme: Eww, I don’t want your tongue in my mouth!
Ynette enters the chat
Cowboy: FINALLY! Someone who will be on my side!
Toukie: Listen to him! He talks like we’re torturing him!
Ynette: I see the pony over there is still having schizophrenia thoughts?
Cowboy: What are you talking about, Ynette?
Ynette: You think the world is out to get you again! Isn’t your medication working?
Cowboy: you guys are mean to me *goes to his corner to cry*
Justme: You forgot your teddy bear
Ynette: What’s the matter with him?
Toukie: He’s nurturing a broken heart
Lacy: poor thing
Justme: his girlfriend just dumped him
Cowboy: She didn’t dump me, we parted on a mutual agreement. She wants to see other people and I do, too.
Toukie: If it was so mutual, then why are you in such a foul mood?
Cowboy: I’m NOT in a foul mood! It’s you guys that are always on my case!
Lacy: Cry me a river! We’re not more on your case than you are on ours. He talks like we can’t stop teasing him.
Toukie: well, we can’t. But it’s not like we are teasing only him. I tease Bree, too!
Justme: yeah, you can stop doing that now!
Toukie: Not a chance LOL.
Ynette: But you guys are cruel, teasing him about Elizabeth!
Cowboy: No, they didn’t tease me about Elizabeth, they are teasing me, period!
Ynette: Then what are you crying about?
Justme: LOL she got you there, didn’t she?
Cowboy: No, she didn’t!
Ynette: Of course I did. Now be a good sport and massage my feet.
Cowboy: LOL Eww, no way! What does that have to do with anything, anyway?
Ynette: Nothing, they are just killing me!
Toukie: ROTFL, are you trying to get Lorenzo to be your slave?
Ynette: Toukie, you weren’t suppose to tell!
Toukie: Oh yeah, sorry. We can seduce him right back into not knowing ;0)
Cowboy: I’m not sure I like the sound of that LOL
lifesucks enters the chat
Justme: Hey there, lifesucks. Newcomer?
Lifesucks: No, I just changed my nick. Although I only know two people here.
Lifesucks poofed into Outcast
Toukie: ELIZABETH! Hey, how’s it going?
Outcast: It sucks LOL. Hi everyone
Ynette: I think we should give this chat room the Depression titled today LOL
Justme: Yeah, people come in here because they are depressed. Should we feel insulted?
Outcast: I’m not depressed, I just said my life sucked LOL
Toukie: don’t I wish I had something that sucked
Lacy: TOUKIE! LOL
Ynette: TOUKIE! LOL
Toukie: Whoa, talk about hearing in stereo!
Cowboy: *snickers*
Outcast: Hey Lorenzo
Cowboy: Hey Elizabeth
Toukie: *Holds her breath to see if all hell breaks loose*
Outcast: don’t worry, Toukie, we already saw our cyber-lawyer for the cyber-divorce.
Toukie: I think it’s sad that you guys are cyber-splitting up, you were my favorite cyber-love-story!
Cowboy: And she says I’m sappy! *sighs*
Ynette: LOL. Toukie wouldn’t know sappy if it bit her in the butt
Justme: *bites onekey in the butt*
Toukie: She said sappy, not Breekey you twit!
Justme: Oh sorry
Outcast: LOL. Hi, Ynette, Lacy and Justme, I’m Elizabeth
Justme: I’m Bree, Onekey’s Cyber-sister
Lacy: I thought I was Toukie’s cyber-sister!
Ynette: you guys are all wrong, I’m Toukie’s cyber-sister!
Cowboy: Dream on, guys, I’m Toukie’s cyber-sister. I mean cyber-brother!
Outcast: Toukie, why is Bree calling you onekey?
Toukie: Because we met last year, and her and another girl, Angela, were always chanting that silly song, what was it again, Bree?
Justme: One Key, Two Key, Red Key, Blue Key!
Toukie: that’s it. Angela calls me 2Key and Bree started calling me Onekey
Cowboy: That’s cute!
Toukie: You would think so! You’re not the one they call Onekey the monkey!
Ynette: LOL
Lacy: ROTFL, Onekey the monkey! Can I use that, too?
Outcast: ROTFLMBOAGIBOSIDLS
Toukie: TOO LATE!
Lacy: What does that mean again?
Outcast: that’s Moon’s expression. Roll on the floor laughing my butt off and gluing it back on so I don’t look strange. Normally Lorenzo says "Too late", too, although he never said it to me
Cowboy: I might start doing it ;-)
Outcast: don’t you dare, if you don’t want to be pieceless of what is in front of the butt
Justme: ROTFL
Cowboy: You wouldn’t dare
Outcast: try me. You know how stubborn I can be!
Cowboy: Oh yeah, I can vouch for that LOL.
Justme: Now, now, be nice, Lorenzo?
Cowboy: Aren’t I always? Can’t you see my hallow?
Lacy: I think it’s time you change its batteries, cause I can’t see anything
Cowboy: bite me, brat!
Toukie: Hey that’s my name for her!
Cowboy: Yeah well, tough stuff!
Toukie: *Tommy’s writing* hi people!
Cowboy: hey there, tyke!
Ynette: Hi Tommy!
Justme: Hi, handsome! *smooch*
Outcast: Who’s Tommy?
Cowboy: You don’t know who Tommy is? *shaking my head*
Outcast: Sorry, I never had the pleasure of meeting him. Hi Tommy, I’m Elizabeth
Toukie: *Tommy’s writing* Hi, Elizabeth *kisses her hand*
Outcast: Oh he’s so cute! Can I have him?
Justme: get in line, he’s mine first as soon as he’s legal!
Outcast: When will that be?
Toukie: In 13 and a half years!
Outcast: ROTFL
Justme: Hey I can be really patient!
Cowboy: YOU? PATIENT? Excuse me while I laugh my butt off!
Justme: Bite me, Lorenzo!
Outcast: Be nice
Justme: Why?
Cowboy: Yeah, what’s the fun in that?
Toukie: no one will have Tommy. His heart’s already prisoner.
Outcast: By who?
Cowboy: my little sister. They met a couple of weeks ago, and they didn’t want to be separated. They actually promised each other they would run away together to get married as soon as Tommy was allowed to cross the street!
Ynette: LOL oh boy!
Lacy: ROTFL
Justme: My poor heart!
Toukie: I’m never allowing him to cross the street!
Cowboy: Oh come on, Touks! Even you admitted they were cute together!
Toukie: There’s a difference between being cute and wanting to get married before they lose all of their baby teeth! I don’t want to be the world’s youngest grandma!
Cowboy: For that they would have to overcome their kissing phobia!
Toukie: Yeah LOL. Anyway, that was fun, but I have to start dinner. The twins are starting to hold their bellies and pretending to die from starvation! See you later, guys!
Toukie left the chat
Justme: Yeah, I have to go, too. Work is a pain!
Justme left the chat
Ynette: everyone’s leaving me!
Lacy: I have to leave, too. Football practice!
Lacy left the chat
Ynette: There, you see?
Cowboy: I’m still here, Ynette
Outcast: Me, too!
Ynette: I was kidding. I have to go and start dinner, too. I’ll try to come back later. Don’t kill each other off while I’m gone!
Ynette left the chat
Cowboy: Why do I have the feeling they did that on purpose?
Outcast: I don’t know, but I have the same feeling!
Cowboy: as long as we’re here, might as well get a couple of things straight...