That's Joyful. She's just as mental as I am, but in a different way. We're sporadic friends. Nothing sexual ever happened. The closest thing was one night in my bed when we had a conversation about lettuce. I told you we were both mental.

Astrology

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.....If you are the kind of person who likes to read about people's signs, then this part is for you. I've only found one astrology book to come close to being accurate. Naturally, it's not 100% accurate, but it's worth a laugh. The title of the book is SEXUAL ASTROLOGY. A friend of mine let me read her copy and I've been using it as a guide ever since. Here is the section about the libra male with the occasional correction to make it fit me a little better.
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The Libra Male

.....He was born under the sign of the scales, so what he strives for is balance and harmony. Life may be a seesaw, first one side up, then the other, but he can't help running back and forth to try to strike an equilibrium. His sensitive nature is happiest when the world around him is ordered and serene.
.....He is usually not the athletic type, doesn't enjoy participating in or viewing sports (except Paintball). Give him a board game-chess or backgammon or whatever- and watch his interest pick up.
.....He's a good conversationalist and expects you to keep up with him, so DO stay alert and brihgt. If you don't know Picasso from Beethoven, try to bone up.
.....He is kind, has a strong sense of justice and fair play, and will gice anyone an even shake. He is tactful, diplomatic, and has a keen sense of humor. By nature peaceable and loving, he will resent if keenly when an injustice has been committed.
.....In business he is marvelous at keeping his employees and associates happy. His instinct is for compromise and adjustment, the reconciliation of opposing sides. Because it is hard for him to decide an issue flatly, however, he tends to put off hard decisions. Often he needs a pratner who will do the emotionally unpleasant chore- like discharging an incompetent. (Actually, if the person really is incompetent, I enjoy getting rid of them. It's that whole ego thing.)
.....In a business dispute, he would prefer to have the issue resolved by an impartial panel of some kind, perhaps a jury. Of course, he'll want to be part of the jury. There is no one who has a better ability to smooth over difficulties, reduce tensions, and placate angry tempers-so the jury can reach the decision he wanted them to reach in the first place.
.....For this is the crux: Libra man is quite determined to have his way while avoiding the appearance of personal bias or involvement. If things don't go his way, you will suddenly discover beneath his rational, fair, and tolerant exterior a quite different man.
.....He has highly accurate intuitions, so don't try to deceive him. The only time the wool can be pulled over his eyes is when he's putting on his sweater. He is aware of hte reality of things, and when it comes to probing motives, he has X-ray vision.
.....However, even if he sees through you, he'll try to understand your reasons. And he won't get emotional about it. He hates making a scene. (Unless it'll be funny or help me win. I'll do ANYTHING if it'll get a laugh)
.....A man born under this sign loves his beauty in architecture, paintings, music, theater-and women. In courtship he weilds charm as a weapon. But while he may know most ways to lure a woman, he does have a problem. When she is ready, he's not sure whether to take her or not. (Too true...)
.....The reason for his indecision is that he is weighing the moment in a delicate balance. Everything must be perfect. The smallest particle of doubt sets him to work again, fussing with her levers and controls. Some girls love it, but they're usually the ones who delight in the exquisiteness of prolonged torture.
.....Don't lose hope. Let him know how much he turns you on and you'll find him warming to you quickly. If your man was born undder hte sign of the scales, you've already learned that when you do get him into bed it is a rewarding experience. The Libra male is determined to satisfy his mate-even if it takes all night!
.....In love, you can count on getting more than an equal shake. He believes sex is a rewarding experience, for both himself and his partner. And he has the patience needed to satisfy. Keep the lights low, and don't be vulgar or coarse. All you have to do is clearly indicate to him what you want when, and how you want it. You'll find him ready and willing to please.
.....In general: The Libran male responds easily to praise and flattery. You can coax him into almost anything with a few well-chosen compliments. He hates to hurt anyone's feelings, and so is usually at the mercy of an aggressive woman. (Sometimes. If I feel like it's just a means of manipulating me, my Tauran side takes over and I turn the whole thing into a messy break up before I realize what's going on.)
.....He's practically a pushover for a woman who knows what she wants from him. It's almost too easy for him to fall in love, and when he does it's hard for him to get out of the involvement. (Not anymore. I've had so many baaad experiences where I let myself become too attatched so that now I am perpetually on guard) One reason is that he hates emotionalism. The woman willing to make a scene has virtually won the arguement before it starts. (This, by the way, immediately leads to the Tauran side)
.....He became interested in girls at an early age-an interest that will continue all his life-but he's also a natural for marriage (HAHAHAHA! Not quite... To quote Woody Allen; "Marriage is the death of hope"). It's easy for him to fall in love. However, make all the plans for the wedding and include him out. He doesn't like to be bothered with details. They upset him.
.....He will be happiest if you display an even temper with not too many emotional highs or lows. He findsit a little difficult to differentiate clearly between friendship and love, but he is possessive. DON'T FLIRT WITH OTHER MEN.
.....He has a definite affinity toward women who dress well, have long hair, and he prefers lips to be slightly moist. One tip: If your clothes look as though they can be easily removed, he finds that VERY hard to keep out of mind.

His Sex Life
(read at your own risk)

.....While it's true that you have to lead the way, do bear in mind that he is eager to please and there is nothing he won't try. He is almost overly concerned about whether you have an orgasm. And he can become quite uninhibited with the right inducement. Do use your fingertips on him.
.....However, don't be impatient. If you try to rush him, he'll simply turn off and lose his erection. Nothing is more calculated to turn a passionate woman into a vexatious and frustrated shrew!
.....His deliberateness can make for exciting foreplay if you'll simply relax and enjoy it. The combination of art and leisure is likely to leave you completely satiated. He has an intimate knowledge of female anatomy, an active erotic imagination, and all the right intuitions.
.....Don't be deceived by his usually slight physique. The Libran male has staying power. He's slow, but he's steady, and the odds are that you'll be the first to cry enough!
.....Basically, he enjoys lovemanking that avoids any suggestion of coarseness. He knows how to caress a woman's body, and by the time he has undressed her she is turned on. In foreplay he is patient, affectionate, and imaginative. What's more, his passions won't push a self-destruct button and disappear in five seconds-not while there is a whole world of wonderful sensation to explore. In the full sexual embrace, he is insistent, forceful, and has more stamina than any woman can ask for.
.....Sex for him is a rounded experience, not merely a quick tumble between the sheets. Your pleasure s what he has in mind while he's nibbling your breast or sucking your toes, running his tongue in circles under your armpit or along the inside of your thighs. When his fingertips lightly stroke your clitoris he knows just what kind of exquisite little sensations are shooting up into your brain. A favorite technique of the Libra male is to move with the light lip caresses to the area between the vulva and the anus. This gentle prodding near the anus is guaranteed to start any woman breathing heavily.
.....If you are the kind who can relax and enjoy this without some feelings of congestive impatience, more power to you. If you feel that all this foreplay has got to lead to something quickly, then you may have to take control. But do it gently. Beware of trying to order him about in the bedroom.
.....Forgotten to take the pill? If there is no other form of contraceptive handy, the Libran will be quite understanding. He doesn't mind being masturbated, having oral sex, or being relieved between your breasts or even clasped in your armpit. Anything that gives you pleasure is likely ot give him pleasure! But he wants to know exactly what is expected of him before the fun and frolic begins. On the other hand, he isn't likely to draw the line at anything-as long as he's been told in advance.
.....He is NOT faithful. Because he doesn't feel deeply, most of his relationships are shallow. He sees nothing wrong with carrying on two or more affairs at the same time. (Actually, I find infidelity to be a grave injustice. Otherwise, if we're not officially dating, then yes, I'm out and about.)
.....His tendency toward voyeurism expresses itself in several ways. He gets pleasure from watching other couples fornucating, whether the other couple be male, female, or mixed. He may put a miror at the proper angle to watch his own lovemaking or ask his partner to join him in wearing a mask, thereby again creating the illusion of two other people.
.....He enjoys body painting. He will use a small brush to delicately paint certain areas of his own and his partner's body-with pleasingly erotic results. Some Libra males tape-record their bed sesions and play them back, so no vivid sound will be lost.
.....He is a connoisseur of refinement, a devotee of exotic varieties of titillation.
.....Libran male is very attractive to women-more gigolos are born under this sign than any other- and to homosexuals. Because the Libra personality is so finely balanced between the two sexes, he is often bisexual. (While I have sold my body to women for prices as little as a waffle and admissoin to Solar, I've never met a man who I was attracted to. Sorry guys.)
.....His basically easygoing and tolerant nature extends into all matters sexual. If his partner wishes to experiment with another man (or woman) he doesn't mind particularly. He is likely to be found in the middle of a menage a trois, and may very well, like the hero in the movie version of Cabaret, be dealing at one and the same time be both other members of the menage.
.....Because of his frequent voluntary sexual absinence (he waits until the mood is upon him), he is strongly inclined toward exotic varieties of masturbation. (I'm the best I've ever had!) Fairly common among Libra males ismasturbation while looking at photographs of women wearing furs and jewels. One Libra man told me that he would take his wife's fox fur with him into hte bathroom and tickle his penis with it until he was ready to come. Another liked to enter the bathroom while his girl friend was bathing, stand at the side of the tub, and masturbate directly on her.
.....Others prefer masturbation with more physical contact and for this purpose almost anything with a hold, or in which a hole can be made, will do. I've heard of doughnuts, fruits, toilet paper rolls, and sponges. And I'm sure some Libra males could add to this list. (!!! She (the author) makes it sound like we have no shame)

First Moves

.....Libra needs to be admired. Don't weigh compliments before delivering them. Hand them over on a silver platter to be gobbled up-but don't make the mistake of being too obvious. You must be sincere and not pay the routine or cliche compliment. (For example, don't make the mistake one man did of telling a beautiful Libran model, who made her living exhibiting her lovely hands on TV commercials, that she had lovely hands. She knew that, and was thoroughly bored.) Compliment a smart man on his physique, a beautiful woman on her intelligence. That way you won't be parroting what's been said a hundred times before.
.....If you want an opening topic, try a current news item. State your own opinion strongly. Librans may disagree, but never disagreeably. They are far too interested in hearing both sides of the question. One tip: They tend to be on the side of the underdog. They have great sympathy for the underprivileged and minorities.
.....Don't forget: Libra loves luxury. If you give a gift, make it a memorable one. Sterling silver, fourteen carat gold, Lalique crystal, tiny diamonds, French champagne. The Libra woman adores jewelry, especially ornate pieces.
.....When you go out on a date, don't let the vulgar problems of expense intrude. Take the Libran to a fine restaurant, a show, a concert, an art gallery. Show that you too have good taste.
.....Consider the ambiance. Librans are strongly responsive to atmosphere. Choose quiet places with subtle, discreet lighting. If you bring him to your apartment for dinner, serve a meal that a gourmet will dote on (even if you have to order it sent up beforehand from a great restaurant!). Make sure that your Libra is surrounded with glamor and "class".
.....And when the delicious moment arrives, make certain that the surroundings are equal to the occasion. If you can't afford satin sheets and subtle lighting, at least put some thought into the production. Music is an aid. So is champagne. It doesn't have to be all Busby Berkeley, but you must provide a proper setting.
.....After that, beauty is as beauty does!

Erogenous Zones

.....The small of the back and the buttocks are the sensitive areas for Librans. On social occasions, dancing, or even strolling together, let your fingers gently caress the lower part of your Libran's back. In more intimate moments, put both hands on Libra's bare buttocks and with the heels of the hands make small circles, tracing a path upward across the small of the back toward the top of the spine. Use moderate pressure, and return to the buttocks for the coup de grace. It will drive the true Libran into a frenzy.
.....If the Libran is a male, he will go mad for the gentle stiff pressure of your nipples against the lower part of his back. You won't have to do it twice.
.....For all Librans, the buttocks is a highly erogenous zone. Female Libra loves having this area rubbed, fondled, patted, and playfully pinched, and becomes sexually aroused by such attentions. She is also very partial to lovemaking positions where her buttocks are prominently displayed to her lover, such as in rear entry intercourse. Librans of both sexes respond to vigorous assault to their bottoms with bare hand, paddle, or whip. Incidentally, Librans can usually be identified by their especially well-shaped and rounded buttocks.

Last Moves

.....It's easy to get out of the affair. There are so many ways to annoy a Libran.
.....Put on weight, become sloppy in dress, make your dates in crowded, noisy places, talk about inane subjects, begin to pick arguments. (Oooohh... That's a big one for me. Nothing will make me run faster than constant bickering)
.....Complain about their extravagance with money. Insist on handling financial affairs yourself to check their spending.
.....Nag them about keeping appointments and making deadlines. (Not an issue with me. I like to be anal about punctuality.)
.....Open their mail. Librans consider this particular invasion of privacy to be gross and unforgivable.
.....Stop paying compliments. Prepare TV dinners. Let soiled sheets stay on the bed. When you're making love, try to hurry things up. What's the point of all this fussing around?
.....Be hypercritical. If they respond in their usual tolerant way, tell them their minds are so open their brains are likely to fall out.
.....Complain about their cooking. Librans-male and female-pride themselves on their skill in the culinary art. (Heh, not I! True story: I almost burned down a friend's house while trying to boil water for Ramen.) Tell them how they have just met their Waterloo in the Beef Wellington.
.....If the denouement is taking too long because you've worked too deeply into his or her graces to shake yourself loose, there's one sure way. In the middle of the next argument, get a little physical. The threat alone will probably suffice. You'll end up talking to the wall.
.....Your Libran will have left you.
Your Sensual Guide


Libra and Aries: This relationship suffers from an underlying tension. Aries is aggressive and restless, while Libra seeks perfection and needs peaceful companions. The basic disparity of temperament leads to inevitable quarrels. However, the sexual relationship should be good. Fine bedroom, poor living room is the prognosis. That adds up to a likely affair, and a quite unlikely marriage.

Libra and Taurus: Taurus is too possessive and earthy for romantic Libra. Libra may soon have a very jealous mate on its hands. However, they are physically in tune and that helps. Libra is considerate, understanding, and will cope with Taurus's temper and stubbornness. A tendency towards fickleness in Libra might drive Taurus wild. Fun and games, but longer odds against a durable union.

Libra and Gemini: Both find it difficult to restrict their affections. Love can make the world go around-but this pair gives it a shove. Except for this one problem, however, theirs is an ideal mating. Both are passionate, neither is particularly jealous or possessive. They share many personality traits and are great company in bed. A fine affair, and a warm and happy marriage.

Libra and Cancer: Cancer can be overcritical, particularly about Libra's extravagance. Cancer likes to stay close to home; Libra likes to wander. Cancer is practical and thrifty; Libra is impulsive and likes what money will buy. Not much compatibility here. Deeply affectionate, trusting Cancer will be shocked by Libra's shallow emotions and inconstancy. A tolerable affair, an intolerable marriage.

Libra and Leo: These two supply each other's wants and needs. Leo is passionate, Libra demonstratic-both are hooked on sex. It will be shooting stars all the way in the bedroom. If egos clash, Libra must yeild however. That won't be too difficult for Libra is usually cooperative. Strategy and tact are Libra's weapons. A torrid affair can become a pretty warm marriage too.

Libra and Virgo: Virgo lives by the rule book and that is not Libra's way. And there are other personality pitfalls. Virgo is a pinchpenny who may be more interested in finances than in sex. Libra finds this unforgivable. Virgo can also be nagging and critical , even dictatorial. Libra will resent this and start looking elsewhere for appreciation. A dubious affair, a most difficult marriage.

Libra and Libra: They respond to each other with equal passion. They have much in common. They are gay, social, affectionate, and love harmony and beauty. But when the first blush is over, hard reality intrudes. Neither of this pair wants to come down out of the clouds. Their lovemaking may take on ho-hum overtures. An affair should work, a marriage requires maturity and a more practical attitude.

Libra and Scorpio: Scorpio is too jealous for easygoing Libra. Scorpio's justifiabily renowned jealousy won't put up with even minor flirtations. Libra's casual manner toward sex keeps Scorpio seething. Scorpio must dominate, Libra must cooperate. There is a good deal of physical magnetism, but a magnetic field can build to an explosion. A passionate, stormy affair. Marriage likewise. Libra and Sagittarius: Sagittarius has a strong penchant for adventure and will never bore Libra. Libra's flirtations will leave Sagittarius only tolerant and amused. Both are sexually well mated. The problem lies in Satittarius's reluctance to settle down and need for independence. Libra wants a real partnership and a pleasant home base. If they can work out these differences, auguries are fine for either a short- or long-term relationship.

Libra and Capricorn: Capricorn has a strong physical attraction for Libra, who also finds Capricorn's knack for making money useful. But Libra's lazy ways offend Capricorn's nose-to-the-grindstone attitude. And Libra is frustrated by Capricorn's sober practicality. Capricorn won't like Libra's socializing. Too many personality conflicts here for a successful marriage. An affair will be shortlived.

Libra and Aquarius: These two should get along famously. Libra looks to Aquarius for leadership in adventurous living. They enjoy socializing and will become involved in public affairs. They have many friends but also feel free to pursue their own special interests. And they will make love beautifully-even if they forget to make the bed! A sexy affair, and fine auguries for a stimulating marriage.

Libra and Pisces: A complicated combination. Pisces's gentleness, sensitivity, and devotion are what Libra likes. However, Pisces is not a dominant sign and Libra is unwilling to supply the firm leadership required. Libra begins to resent Pisces's cloying dependency, and Pisces disapproves of Libra's many other interests. When Libra turns into a scold or a nitpicker, Pisces wallows in misery. Sad? Yes, for any serious affair and a marriage also. Wow. It basically say's I'm such a terrible person, and for all the wrong reasons. =( I have ZERO interest in anyone else when I'm happily dating someone, and I happen to be a lot more head-strong than it portrays me.

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