By Billie Rose
29 SWF seeks S or DM, no commitment, just looking for someone to share conversation with. Likes to read and enjoys sunsets. Funny and has to love music, all kinds. And I enjoy food gourmet or otherwise. Age or race not an issue.
He had never gone on a blind date before, but this one sounded real. Not fake like all the others he had read in the Sunday paper. The thought of placing a personal ad or even answering one had never crossed his mind. He always read them for a good laugh, until this Sunday and this ad. He replied:
32 DWM. I love to tell corny jokes, talk all night, or discuss a good book. I like Beethoven to Metallica. And I love desserts. I don’t have any issues with how old I am or that I’m white either.
We exchanged pictures and decided to meet at Charlie’s Bar & Grill at 3:00 p.m. on a Saturday. I wondered to myself why she had agreed to meet me. She was beautiful and I was average, no, below average. The only thing I liked about myself was my blonde hair and smoky-blue eyes. But past that I was not attractive. However, here I was meeting a beautiful girl and we had a date. I was nervous and excited, I think anxious is the correct term..
I got a table facing the door, toward the back so I could see her walk in, but far enough from the door so we had some privacy too. That way not everyone would hear her scream when she saw me for what I really was. She walked through the revolving door with a hidden confidence and she perused the room for the man in the picture. All of a sudden that anxiety was replaced with pure nervousness.
I stood and waved at her just as she looked my way. Her hair was longer and more blonde than in the picture she sent. Her full figure was shapely and well proportioned. She filled out the thin sweater she wore in all the right places. She had an hourglass figure - large breasts, smaller waist, and large hips – oh so voluptuous. Her smile lit up her face and she had a playful spark in her green eyes.
“Wow,” she said, “you look even more handsome in person. You have beautiful eyes.” "Wow? Did she just say wow to me, about me? Handsome?" I couldn’t remember the last time I was referred to as that, I thought to myself hoping I had hidden my shock well. I looked around as though looking for someone else.
“Yes well I’m Derryk’s handsome older brother. He asked me to meet you, he didn’t want you to run out the door screaming when you saw him.” I said with a crooked smile. “Interesting Sonya sent me, her fat sister so that when you saw your real date you would think you were with a babe.”
She laughed heartily and said, “Derryk sit down... you look great I’ve already told you that.” She made me feel comfortable right away. All my nervousness washed away with that laugh. And after several drinks and two hours of non-stop talking and heavy flirting, I asked her if she would like to go to my place. I barely got the words out of my mouth before she said yes. I paid the tab and within 15 minutes we were walking in my apartment door hand in hand. I told her to make herself comfortable while I excused myself to the bathroom.
I walked into the living room and found Sonya sitting on the sofa naked. “It looks as though the dress is casual,” I said. “And your overdressed” she purred. “Allow me to help you with your wardrobe” she crawled across the sofa and gracefully stood in from of me and began to undress me. Her hands brushing against my skin was almost too much to take. “May I kiss you?” she asked. “Do you really need to ask?” I covered her mouth with mine I could still taste the fuzzy navels she had at the bar. She pulled from me and knelt down between my thighs and caressed my cock and balls. She made long strokes with her warm hands and talked to me, telling me how much she loved the sight of a man’s hard dick and what she liked to do to a man. She then took my hard shaft deep into her warm mouth. I nearly passed out from delight. She sucked and pulled at me with her mouth and tongue. She cupped my balls with one hand and with the other she grabbed my ass squeezing it with each suck.
I ran my fingers through her hair and moaned deeply. Within moments I was coming in that beautiful mouth. We looked at each other, her up at me and I down at her. She was drinking my cum and enjoying every drop. “I have something for you” I said. She finished licking the cum from my dick and smiled “Oh, and what would that be?” “Just something I mixed up earlier.” I said smiling wickedly. She raised her eyebrows in a playful smile.
I walked backward into the kitchen so she could see the hard on she had given me and opened the fridge door. I pulled out a bowl of custard and smiled “how about dessert?” “Oh my”, her eyes opened wide. “Come here” I beckoned to her. She walked toward me her breasts bouncing with every step. I put the bowl on the counter and scooped out a dripping handful. I brought it to her lips and she licked at like a cat, “Mmm, its sweet.” “Not sweet yet” I said. “Hmm?” she looked at me unsure of what was about to happen but excited nonetheless. I allowed the custard to spill onto her breasts. A look of surprise came over her face. “Oh its cold” she said laughing her dark nipples immediately stood out. She looked down and began to giggle. “Look at what you did”, trying to act mad as she plunged her hand into the bowl and brought a handful right in front of my face. She dipped a finger in and pushed past my lips. I sucked her finger eagerly.
“Mm, your right its good” “yes it is” as she smeared it on my hairless chest. I too shivered. We each went back to the bowl until we were covered in thick creamy custard, giggling. I rubbed it in to her breasts, belly, ass, and legs and enjoyed every single minute. She looked good as my dessert. She too was rubbing the custard all over my body until we were wrapped in each other’s hungry arms. Our explorations became more urgent and soon we were rolling on the floor covered in custard.
She stroked my slick cock as I delved into her wet pussy with my tongue eating my way to her. We licked and sucked on each other until we both came. Hot and sticky she climbed on top of my still hard dick and began riding me like a prize stallion. I massaged those big beautiful bouncy tits as they made a slapping noise against her custard-covered body. Again I came shooting my cum deep inside her as she hollered out and exploded her cum all over my throbbing cock.
I sat up and kissed her. I sucked on her tongue tasting the custard and myself. I wanted more, I put my arm around her waist and turned her around then we stood together. I walked to the bathroom her still in front of me clutched in my arms. I whispered, “dessert is over now its time to clean up.” I guided her to the bathroom while kissing and nibbling on her neck from behind, dripping custard in a trail behind us.
I turned the shower on and took her hand as we climbed in and let the hot water wash away the warm dripping custard. I washed her from head to toe with my hands and scented soap. I washed between her heavy thighs dipping my fingers into her pussy. She rubbed her soapy body against mine and covered me in bubbles. Soaping up my ass and slightly limp cock reviving it. I turned her around rubbing her back letting the water pound down on her. I lay against her nuzzling her wet hair allowing my soapy hard dick to push against her fleshy ass. I let it slide in between those full cheeks and up against her asshole.
She pushed back on me and I slipped inside that puckered hole. I was wet, hot, and slippery with soap. She bent down to the tub edge inviting me to fuck her ass properly. The smell of her sex, the feel of the water and the intoxication of her made me fill her ass with my cum. I reached down under her and cupped one of her breasts as I felt her pussy orgasm, and loved how tight her ass was from it. I felt her warm cum spray my legs and imagined her juices flowing out of her and being washed away.
We held each other for a few minutes, she turned off the water and I led her to the bedroom. We walked spent, satisfied and dripping wet to the bed. We curled up under the covers and slept. We woke after only a few hours to my dark apartment, a little dazed and groggy. I watched her climb out of the bed and head to the living room. I too got up and walked into the room. I stood and watched her dress slowly almost reluctantly. I walked to her and hugged her tight. “Can I see you again?” I asked. She kissed me softly on the lips and said “Absolutely but …”and lifted her eyebrows seductively. “But?!” “Next time dessert is at my place…”
We talked everyday for a week. We made arrangements to see each other on Friday night. She invited me to her house for dinner. She made my 6 ft. 190 lb. body ache with desire. She made me feel confident about my ability to attract beautiful women. She told me that my body was etched in her mind. She had no idea what she did for me.
I showed up at her door with the typical date presents, flowers and wine. When she answered the door she took my breath away even in an apron she was beautiful. We kissed and I handed her my gifts. She turned to go toward the kitchen and I thought I would cum in my pants.
She had nothing on but the apron. Her full bottom plump and inviting jiggled as she walked. She looked over her shoulder and smiled. “Dinner will be ready in 5 minutes, will you put on some music.” She pointed to the stereo. She was teasing me and I loved it. I knew immediately that tonight was going to be fun.
As Beethoven filled the candle lit room I went toward the kitchen and realized the normal dinner smell was not there. No scent of meat and veggies mingling together. The curiosity was too much; I rounded the corner and to my pleasure discovered why. A small amount of light came from over the sink the rest was provided by candles. Some big, some little, candles everywhere there was a place for one. Sonya lay sprawled on the dining room table, nothing but legs and arms for days. Raw veggies and fruit surrounded her. She let a bowl of dip rest on her stomach.
She propped herself up on her elbows and announced “Dinners ready” in a sexy almost husky voice. Immediately I felt my soldier stand at attention. I walked to her and kissed her red polished toes. She picked up a carrot dipped it into some dip; she opened her mouth and placed the carrot between her teeth and chomped it in half. She never took her eyes off of me while she dipped it again and offered it to me to bite.
I took her hand in mind and drew it to my mouth and bit into it. It crunched loudly but I knew she could hear my blood pumping. Once again without taking her eyes off me she drenched the carrot. As she brought it to her mouth some of the dip dripped on her breasts. “Oh”, she giggled and slid the carrot between her open lips and licked the white drippy dressing. She made an O with her lips and slid that carrot in and out of her luscious lips.
She closed her eyes and moaned. I pulled her down to the edge of the table. She wrapped her legs around me. I pulled the carrot out of her mouth and replaced it with my tongue. I pulled away and leaned to lick the dip off her breasts that now ran down her belly. With the tip of my tongue I followed that white trail up to her breast and nipple. I sucked her erect nipple and teased it with my teeth and tongue, as she undid my belt and pants then pulled my shirt off. She reached behind her to a bowl of strawberries and picked the plumpest, juiciest one out of the bowl and licked the tip of it. She traced a heart on my chest with the saliva tipped fruit, then brought it to my lips. I took a bite from that sweet red strawberry.
“Where is the cream?” I whispered. She reached behind her yet again and produced a can of whip cream. “Mm dessert” I said smiling. “Maybe” as she took the cap off with a jerk. She squirted some cream on the half-eaten strawberry and popped it into her own mouth. “Mmmmm” she cooed. “Lets see how you taste” she squirted my chest with a stream of cream and rubbed it around. Then she proceeded to lick me clean. I pushed her down gently on the table. I took the can from her and sprayed her sex with the cold whipped cream. She gasped thengiggled. She laid before me legs spread and cream covered pussy. I licked the cream warming from her body heat. Her lips parted as I slid my tongue over her, grazing her clit. She tasted sweet. She was very excited and I could smell the aroma of her juice. Once again I slurped at her she moaned and writhed. With a quick quiver she came and I drank her.
She sat up with my assistance and slipped from the table. She took my pants and slid them off after removing my shoes and socks. She knelt and took my hard member into her mouth. Groaning with delight “ooh Sonya.” She stroked my balls and ass while sucking my cock in long slow movements. I pumped with her rhythm and fucked her mouth. She sucked as fast as my hips thrust at her, until shooting my cum deep down her throat. She continued sucking me twisting and turning her mouth around my long hard shaft. Not giving me time to soften she pulled away from me long enough to wet one of her fingers then covered my dick with her warm mouth continuing to suck. She took that wet finger and explored my tight ass. Gently penetrating my asshole. She pulled my dick into her mouth and pushed her finger deeper, until I could feel her hand pushing against my cheeks.
She fucked my ass with her plump digit and pumped my cock with her mouth, she sucked me hard. I could feel the cum build inside me. I tried to hold it back, wanting to enjoy this for as long as I could. But she entered my ass with yet another finger and pushed up against my cock from the inside. I exploded inside her mouth with a loud moan. She moaned and trying her best to swallow all of my cum. My body shook and shivered in pleasure. My breathing was shallow and raspy. “You taste so good” she said tears forming in the corners of her eyes.
I pulled her up to stand in front of me and embraced her in the circle of my arms. As exhausted as I was I wanted her again more than ever. She took my hand and walked out of the kitchen and down a hall. “Where are we going?” I asked. “Shhh” she whispered, “just follow me.” We came to a closed door. She turned around to kiss me her back against the door; she reached behind her and opened the door. To my surprise we stepped into a large empty room.
The floor was covered with a sheet of plastic. And in the center of the room was one of those cheap kiddy pools. I must have had a frightened look on my face because she said, “Don’t be scared this is my pool room.” I walked naked and curious to the pool and to my delight found it half-full with creamy custard. “I told you last week that dessert was on me.” She said smiling and stepped into the pool carefully so as not to fall she demurely laid down.
I stood watching her wallow in the pool of custard. She rubbed herself all over. I had a raging hard on as I too stepped into the pool and joined her in the custard. Once again finding ourselves rolling around playing in the slippery dessert. Just as things were getting hot again I heard someone yelling her name from within the house. A man’s voice “Sonya hey the door was unlocked, where are you?” “In the back” she hollered out to the voice. “What? Who is that?” I asked with panic, thinking what this will look like.
The door opened and a tall brown haired man stepped in the doorway. “Oh there… you are,” He said surprised. “When you said pool party I wondered when you got a pool put in?” A moment of silence came over us. Sonya studied our faces and then said “Derryk this is my best friend Scott, Scott this is Derryk my date.” “Some date” Scott said with a wink. And extended his hand for me to shake. Not wanting to make any more tension I shook his hand with my custard covered one. We both laughed as manly as possible.
He licked his fingers and said “Mmm good custard,” he said with a wink. “Would you like to join us?” Sonya asked Scott. “I would love to” as he stripped his clothes off. I tried not to stare at his erection, but it was hard not to and somehow I think he liked me looking. My dick responded to my thoughts. I had never been with a man and was a little uncomfortable but not turned off, interestingly. Sonya turned to me and asked “You don’t mind do you Derryk?” “What? No…No it’s fine.” She smiled and said “good” covering me with her body as Scott stepped into the pool.
She straddled my cock with her thick strong thighs as Scott rubbed custard on his chest. She kissed me as Scott rubbed more custard on his chest. She kissed me again as she bobbed up and down on the tip of my dick. I put my arms around her pulling her close to me when I felt a hand circle the base of my cock, I was shocked but turned on at the same time. He stroked my cock as Sonya went up and down. He cupped one of Sonya’s breasts from behind, his hand between us like a sandwich. I reached around Sonya without thinking and found Scott's erection. I clumsily stroked him until I found a rhythm. The three of us moaning and groaning together was like a symphony. Then Sonya slipped off of me and pulled me down on top of her.
She brought her legs up and rested them on my shoulders and I rammed my hard cock into her hot pussy. I felt Scott come from behind and lay his cock against my ass. I stiffened but he rubbed my back and whispered “If you want me to stop just say so” I stayed silent and continued fucking Sonya’s hole. She looked at me and smiled, moaning then closed her eyes. I would have done anything to see that smile, to know it was turning her on.
Scott thrust his dick into my ass; the pain was excruciating yet wonderful. I had no idea it would feel this way to have a man inside my ass. My heart was pounding, my dick throbbing from the feel of Sonya’s silky pussy and Scott’s hard dick. I was fucking Sonya and Scott was fucking me. Scott’s thrusts pushed me deeper into Sonya each time.
My balls slapped against Sonya’s ass, it made a wet squishy slap sound from her custard - covered body. With Scott’s balls were banging against mine with every thrustI felt the cum and knew I could not hold out much longer. I pulled slightly from Sonya and then thrust back, her breathing became shallow and she was whimpering softly. Scott was sucking air through his teeth. In one huge orgasm we came together. Like the fourth of July I saw flashes of light.
We rocked in each other slowly. “Oh god” I moaned that was amazing. “Mm” I agree Scott said, “You have a tight ass.” Sonya lay looking at the two of us smiling. “You have no idea how good it was for me.”
After we had cleaned up and were sitting around enjoying small talk Scott left leaving Sonya and I by ourselves. She again asked if I had minded her inviting Scott, I told her though I was surprised considering it was only our second date, I was also very comfortable with Scott and that she had fulfilled one of my fantasies. She smiled and said “Well I will have to get to know you better then, maybe I can fulfill a few more” “Date three perhaps?” I said smiling. She giggled, whispered, “Date three for certain” and turned off the lamp behind her, flooding us in a blanket of black.
