By-Lance Tatum
1) If your husband says he'll buy you anything but it cannot be too expensive, tell him to buy himself a life.
2) If you think it's about Education, you don't have one.
3)If your related to ANYONE named Jim, Kill him. For me, kill him for me.
4) The day your children come over to you and say, "Mommy, what's a ***CENSORED*** say, "Go ask your daddy", and walk away quickly.
5) Some day, big butts will come back in style.
6) Before you die, the last words you say to your husband should be, "I hate you."
7) Must Kill
8) Stop, rewind and see if anyone cares.
9) Really? Does it look like I care?? Cuz I don't.
** Webmaster's note: I WILL GET LANCE T FOR THIS!!! MONDAY AT SCHOOL!!!!**