the character of Takara Reiko belongs to me and is used with my permission.
INTERVIEW #1
Takara Reiko- Hello ya'll and welcome to my first interview! Amelia and Scroop! Let's let them introduce themselv---
Scroop-Introdussse oursselvessss my asss! I've got a date in 2 hoursss and I do not plan to be late!
Takara-With me of course!! **hugs Scroop.**
Scroop-EKk! ><
Amelia-**Rolls eyes** Please, the only reason I accepted Miss.Reiko, is because you said this wouldn't take long. I have plans, mind you.
Takara- **sweatdrop, laughs nervously** Yes, ma'am. OK! My first question goes to my darling Scroopie! What was it like working with the cast?
Scroop- It wasss hell! I'm sssurprissed I didn't go crazzzy! It wasss mosst hard working with Amelia. Ssshe alwayss hass to have everything perfect!
Amelia- Damn you! You imbesilic little Aracnid! ** jumps Scroop, beating him up.**
Takara-Please! Please! Stop! STOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
**everyone freezes**
Amelia-**ahem** Oh, I'm sorry. Not to you though you little....sonofa...**sits back down**
Scroop- I wissh you would pick sssomeone elsse to pick on.
Amelia-I don't choose to pick on you!! You always start the fight!!
Scroop- DO NOT!!
Takara-**AHEM!!** OK! My next two questions goes to Amelia.
1st-Are you really married to Dr.Doppler with 4 lovely children.
Amelia-Why, yes I am. Delbert is extremely kind, and I love him so. My Children's names are Anna Li, she's the red head, Jessie Sue,Brunette, Kelsey Rae, and she's the blond. The boy's name is Dodger Alex. They are all 3 now.
Takara-Ok! I'm happy for you!
2nd-Are you and Arrow close friends and could you have turned out to be more than friends?
Amelia- Yes, we are very close friends, I attended Space Academy with him. But, no, I do not beleive we could have turned out to be more than just that. He has a wife, 3 children, and 4 grandchildren.
Takara-Ok! He'll be in one of my furture interviews. Alrighty, Scroop, Am I your girlfriend? **Smiles a captivating smile**
Scroop- Uh, oh, um.......**mutters** yessss.....
Takara-YAY!! Ok, you do know you have a human form like me? I'm also a spider person, in my human form. Picture yourself and you can change.
**He changes**
Scroop- Awesssome!
Takara-hee hee! Ok, Amelia, do you know how to solar surf?
Amelia-Takara, you may find this surprising but yes, I do. And I solar surf as often as I can, kind of, a hobby of mine.
Scroop-Hobby? Geezzzz
Amelia-WHAT SPIDER DORK? **tackles him**
Scroop- OW!! THE PAIN! THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP!! AH!!!!!!!! OH MAN, AMELIA STOP!
Amelia-MAN! YOU WOMAN!
Scroop- WOMAN! DIE YOU M***ER F****R! ** fighting back, winning**
Amelia- OK! THATS IT! **takes out gun**
Takara-Well, that concludes my first interview, heh heh, as you may see, it turned out worse than I expected....Next interview will be Silver and Delbert!! Well I'd better go break them up before.....**camera is shot by laser gun, goes out, cussing and screams still heard.**