Hi! *waves* Here is a list of 20 ways to tell that you’re addicted to
The
Plushie Guild. Enjoy!
1. You have posted more then 1000 times.
2. You know everyone in TPG’s first name.
3. You have a panic attack when you look at the Leave Guild button.
4. You hope every night that you will get on council/get MOTW.
5. You decide to dedicate your gallery to TPG.
6. You tell random strangers on the street to please join TPG.
7. In school when you meet a girl named Marleen, you gasp and ask if
she is the real anuarisa.
8. You dream about meeting the guild members in real life.
9. You write to the Neopian Editorial and ask them why they don’t
worship TPG.
10. You fake sick so you can post at TPG
11. When you go to someone’s lookup you is not in tpg, you feel sick to
your stomach.
12. You sneak on in the middle of the night.
13. You have memorized where each link button is on the guild website.
14. Since you can’t choose what banner or blog to use in your shop, you
use all of them.
15. You have a guild job.
16. When you’re on vacation you cry because you can’t go to TPG.
17. When you post that you’re going on vaction, you make sure that
there are a lot of crying smiles.
18. If you could only keep one thing in the world, it would be TPG.
19. On your will, you give all your stuff to TPG members.
20. When it is someone birthday you bombard them with presents.
So there you have it folks. 20 ways to tell you’re addicted to TPG! And
when the next issue of this newspaper comes out, I’ll have 20 more
reasons!
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