The Official Mandalorian Bounty Hunter Webpage

 

Real Ultimate Power

 

Hi, this site is all about Mandalorian Bounty Hunters, REAL Mandalorians.  This site is awesome.    My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about Mandalorians.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Mandalorians are mammals.

2.    Mandalorians fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Mandalorian is to flip out and kill people.

 

 

Weapons and gear:

 

    

EE-3 Blaster

Helmet

Mandalorian Armor

 

 

Testimonial:

 

Mandalorians can kill anyone they want!  Mandalorians disintegrate people's heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Mandalorian Bounty Hunter who was eating at this small space station.  And when some twi'lek dropped a spoon the bounty hunter killed   everyone there.  My friend Mark said that he saw a mandalorian totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened an airlock.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that Mandalorians have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will disintegrate your head!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Mandalorians are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Mandalorians are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start bounty hunting next year.  I love Mandalorians with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

 

 

Q and A:.

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Mandalorians?

A: Mandalorians are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Mandalorians are very careful and precise.

 

Q: I heard that Mandalorians are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Mandalorians can be mean OR totally awesome. 

 

Q: What do Mandalorians do when they're not disintegrating people's heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying with their jetpacks, but sometimes they stab.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

 

 

This is a picture of a couple of Mandalorians about to flip out.

Just after this photo they disintegrated his head.  Now THAT is ULTIMATE POWER!.

 

 

 

 

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